• Brazilian Cannibals Sold Human-Flesh Empanadas [NOW AVAILABLE AT TACO BELL!]

    In an easy frontrunner for the worst story of the week, three people in Brazil have confessed to killing and eating at least two women, baking their victims’ flesh into empanadas, and selling the human-flesh-stuffed empanadas to their unsuspecting neighbors.

    According to Fox News Latino, police became suspicious of 51-year-old Jorge Beltrao Negromonte da Silveira when he revealed that he was the writer behind a 2009 book called Revelations of a Schizophrenic, which chronicles his obsession with killing "evil" women.
    Police also arrested da Silveira’s wife and mistress, who lived together and helped lure victims to the house under the pretense of hiring a nanny, according to The Huffington Post.
    Possibly the most horrible thing about the already quite horrible story is that the trio was living with a 5-year-old girl who is suspected to be the daughter of a 17-year-old named Jessica, whom they murdered in 2008.
    The remains of two women were found buried in the suspects’ patio. Enraged neighbors and possible empanada customers burned the house to the ground on Thursday.
    http://www.thedailymeal.com/brazilia...lesh-empanadas

    I heard this a few days ago and was meaning to post it, so here it is. Just nasty.
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    Comments 27 Comments
    1. Hippocrass's Avatar
      Hippocrass -
      man scarf i don't know what you're talking about with the title you know taco bell never uses real meat
    1. Rick Scarf's Avatar
      Rick Scarf -
      Scarf != MPR
    1. Atomic's Avatar
      Atomic -
      Man that's brazilliant!
    1. Hippocrass's Avatar
      Hippocrass -
      Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
      Scarf != MPR
      it does at 2 am after 8 hours of work
    1. sycld's Avatar
      sycld -




      err at any rate they're eating minced people pies.

      makes me wonder what they tasted like.
    1. Drunkmike's Avatar
      Drunkmike -
      Can't help but wonder what it tastes like. Probably tastes better aat 4am!
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      dammit, why couldn't I be in Brazil?

      I have a genuine curiosity for the taste of human flesh. I want to try it at least once before I die. But I can't kill a whore, because she's just trying to earn a living for her family.
    1. sododgy's Avatar
      sododgy -
      Just pull an Armin Meiwes and put an add out on the internet. I bet you could find someone who wouldn't even want to get slaughtered in the process, and would just part with a leg or something. Unless of course the slaughtering is part of the process for you.
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      Quote Originally Posted by sododgy View Post
      Just pull an Armin Meiwes and put an add out on the internet. I bet you could find someone who wouldn't even want to get slaughtered in the process, and would just part with a leg or something. Unless of course the slaughtering is part of the process for you.
      I'm no serial killer. But how would you know what good meat is on a human? Someone who works out, probably too tough. An old person? Probably gross. A baby.... sweet, tender, and juicy.
    1. sododgy's Avatar
      sododgy -
      Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
      I'm no serial killer. But how would you know what good meat is on a human? Someone who works out, probably too tough. An old person? Probably gross. A baby.... sweet, tender, and juicy.
      Well of course you aren't a serial killer. That would imply that you've murdered multiple people, and you clearly would have eaten one of them already. You could find one person who wants to die (once again, unless making that decision for them is part of the deal), and that way you can find out which parts are the best. After that, start taking volunteers who don't want to die, but are willing to separate with what you want (or the non fatal parts you'll settle for). Then, assuming you've attained the hunger, you can start getting choosy between old, young, fat, athletic, etc. People are fucked up man, you could find yourself an entire human being buffet on the internet.
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      sododgy.... I think I like you. You wouldn't wanna part with any body parts would you?

      Or how about eat some people with me? I think it'll have to include a trip to the rainforest in South America.
    1. Hippocrass's Avatar
      Hippocrass -
      sododgy is gonna come home in a doggy bag
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      I think he'll make a decent flams poster just based on that little cannibalistic conversation we had.
    1. sododgy's Avatar
      sododgy -
      I have no interest in being eaten, but I'm down to try some human meat. Why not? Of course I'm only interested if it's free range, organic, cruelty free meat. And by free range, organic, cruelty free meat, I mean they ran, were vegan, and had their brainpan crushed as early in the process as possible. I'd be happy to assist in the tenderizing process. Truth be told, I've always wanted to act out scenes from Casino...

      I hope you can grill, because I'm shit with anything but eggs.
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      I can cook a damn good steak. We don't need to worry about grilling, because I'm awesome.
    1. Atomic's Avatar
      Atomic -
      You could try coon meat...
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      I would like to try out raccoon, and all the other Appalachian delicacies. Things like squirrel, Raccoon, opossum etc. Or did you mean coon as in Mr. E?
    1. sycld's Avatar
      sycld -
      Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
      I would like to try out raccoon, and all the other Appalachian delicacies. Things like squirrel, Raccoon, opossum etc.
      well first they're called possums.

      and second woodchuck and deer are more often served up as vittles than squirrels or raccoon up here.

      Or did you mean coon as in Mr. E?
      they're also served up as vittles too, in a pinch.
    1. Vengeful Scars's Avatar
      Vengeful Scars -
      I'm a Tennessean, i still use the O because I'm cool. Deer is awesome, venison in stew is amazing.

      I've never had woodchuck. Maybe I'm thinking of Ozark? I'd like to eat weird shit is what I'm getting at
    1. Nermy2k's Avatar
      Nermy2k -
      i was going to post that possums and opossums are different animals (which is technically true) and then I googled it to double check and y'all americans make things a lot more confusing than it has to be when it comes to possums / opossums