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I'm not sure why I haven't told this story before so here we go.

When I first joined LWS in 2004 I was 12 years old (lolololololol, underage b&)

Anyhow, a couple years later in junior high we were having a magazine sale. The prize for selling 15 magazines was a LIMO RIDE and let me tell you that shit is the best when you're 13-14. Anyhow, I could only sell 8 magazines to poor suckers around my neighborhood. So I turned to the internet. For some reason I didn't want to post in the bordello (and really, who wants to help out a 13 year old?) but I did have TGO's AIM contact. And I talked to him on AIM. And sure enough, TGO bought the remaining 7 magazines from me. I'm not sure if he knew that it was some kind of junior high sale or not or just liked the nice magazine prices.

As a result I got the limo ride and everyone thought I was a complete badass for selling not one, not two, but seven magazines to some random dude in Arizona. This praise continued for quite some time. We went around Lake Calhoun / Lake Harriet in the limo. (I live in Minnesota)

So what i'm trying to say is: Fuck what anyone says, TheGunOwner is the man.

Thank you, TGO, for helping me get my first limo ride.