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- Hospital tells grandfather, 71, that he's pregnant
- Iowa College Makes a Horribly Offensive Typo
- UK Gamer Murdered over Forum Dispute
- Zoo drops 'Ranga' free day campaign
- Woman blind 3 days out of 6
- Get Lost in Sarah Palin's Head
- Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut
- 1-Dail 911 2- Ask for Ride 3-?????? 4- Profit
- Bad- 3rd wife sends you divorce papers... Really Bad- 4th wife opens them
- Police: Woman beat hubby with toy truck
- Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
- High Heels costing tax payers $60 million
- A five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull
- Fast food fan fined for monster gorge
- Men may get testy at Cooking with Balls book
- Officer orders man tazed, man falls to his death, officer shoots himself.
- "Ever been mushroom stamped?"
- Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo, feeding reptiles to crocodile
- Palin: Man and Dinosaur Existed at Same Time
- Man Shoots Himself In Arm After Being Denied Sex
- Nailin' Pa(y)lin
- Gmail Helps Stop Your Drunken E-mail Rants
- YouTube Commenters Hear Their Own Gibberish
- Monkeys work in Japanese restaurant (With Video)
- Monkey stuns Japanese commuters (With Video)
- Foo Fighters slam John McCain for unauthorized use of "My Hero"
- Chimps recognize others by ass
- So itt I give evidence that that Jesus guy wasn't so special after all
- Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove
- Criminal gran gets knitting punishment
- Police say 'hot kielbasa' was meant for snorting
- More PETA inspired lunacy
- Suit against God thrown out over lack of address
- Man kills wife in a Facebook row
- Third world nations should not attempt world records...
- Come on man, it's only 20 lbs.
- Pa. woman ordered out of chemical-free 'bubble'
- Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school
- Garcia tackled by Ref
- G-Strings+Fireworks=Mass Suspension from School
- Steal a McCain/Palin Sign...get a free pizza (w/video)
- Students suspended over "kiddy porn" picture sent to them by the '"kiddy"
- Pushover mother bribes her 13 year old skanky daughter with cigs(w/pic)
- Parents, Student Arrested On School Drug Charges; Classmates Hospitalized
- Lady Steals From Work To Pay Nigerian Scammer
- Teen, Four Others Charged With Three Murders
- Study shows no evidence marijuana causes cancer, no evidence potheads aren't faggots
- Ohio woman gives birth to triplet granddaughters
- Calif. woman allegedly abducts dog over barking
- Most of you I assume would go to this Del Taco
- China kicks off farmers' Olympics
- Death By Chocolate
- Ky. man, 82, accused of trading drugs for sex
- Microsoft offers reward for missing Xbox gamer
- Pub row erupts after feces found in ice cream
- Libya's Gaddafi pitches tent in Kremlin garden
- Man is found glued to toilet seat
- Somali justice in action!
- Man nabbed for DUI twice in less than 6 hours
- Alaska man says he accidentally stole a car
- Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm
- Puppy Eats Baby
- Batman Vs Batman
- O'Bama the Irish, King of the Scotts
- Father & daughter incest couple split, still live together.
- Desperate son has sex with wheelchair bound mother.
- Cops have tough time finding sober driver for boy
- Cosmetic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her face(with pic)
- Six-fingered Man Barred from Guitar Hero Tournament
- Boxing Ring Stolen From Toledo Gym
- Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell, released early
- For those Australians that want to have sex with someone other than their parents...
- Humans and roos share same genes
- Boy obviously f*cks pigs
- Indiana inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex
- Fast-food argument: teen kills father, self
- Brain Tumour turns out to be worm.
- Teen commits suicide live on webcam
- Meteor seen over Canada.
- Panda Bites Student
- Ugly invite mayors wins sexism award.
- This is just fucking gross: dad fathers 9 children with daughter
- Rampage on heavy equipment.
- Student gets arrested for farting at school
- Woman Finds 14 Baby Pythons In Bedroom
- Atheist Boar Attacks Frankfurt Church
- Court Reporter Shot Over Baked Goods
- Burglar bakes puppy in the oven
- Guy catches co-workers having sex, gets fired for it.
- Britons saving money with sex
- World's first biodegradable laptop
- Man wielding candy cane lawn ornament subdues attacker
- Squid With Elbows Caught On Film!
- 9/11 Rescue Worker Above the Law
- Man Fined for Having Dick in Pasta Sauce
- Wanted: Snitches - Drug Use OK
- US 'pregnant man' expecting again
- Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station
- Teen compacted in Wis. garbage truck, survives
- Zamboni driver charged with drunk driving
- Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
- Humans 80,000 Years Older Than Previously Thought?
- Fla. Man Accused Of Making Son, Age 9, Drive On Beer Run
- Hydrozoan with reversible life cycle now found worldwide.
- 2 teenie boppers molest the elderly at rest home
- Knock-out Knockers
- NJ woman sues Pa. sports bar for toilet seat break
- Mum burns word 'wimp' on daughter's neck with cigarette
- Street cleaner finds $20,000 shredded
- Minn. baby sitter admits using child in porn film
- Man killed for not sharing karaoke microphone
- Man Arrested After Cops Find Crack In His Vomit
- Masterbating kills 2 people!
- Swept away by mariage proposal.
- Take two 9mm bullets and call me in the morning.
- Correcting homework with red pens lead to psych damage
- Mother Kills 5 Children With Butchers Knife
- Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux
- NYPD Officers Plead Innocent In Baton Sodomy Of Pot Suspect
- Pictured: Schoolboy archer survives after friend shoots an arrow through his eye
- Aw, nuts. Why won't my car start
- Failed assassination attempt on Bush
- Boy Named After Hitler
- Son of AMW's John Walsh 1981 Murder Solved
- Religious basketcase runs another off road - gods will
- I've got a frilled shark... in my pants.
- Foot found in baby's brain (with picture!)
- Zoo apologises after animal farting outbreak
- Boy survives decapitation
- What was that joe pesci movie where he was a slum lord? It just happened in ohio
- NYPD: Cop 'fooling around' with gun shoots wife in groin
- Weather rocket kills man and blows up his body at cremation
- Man Caught With Ecstacy Claims It Was For His Dog.
- Bush assailant kick-starts sales for shoemaker
- Mom accused of smoking marijuana with teen kids
- Three dead at party after man in Santa suit opens fire!
- Man spent days unnoticed in Pa. family's attic
- Polar Bear vs. Man -- The Chase Is On!
- Man accused of ramming wheelchair into officer
- Palestinian offers bride to shoe-throwing reporter
- Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'
- A growing trend? "Mothers" with fake dolls instead of real babies!
- Mexican warlock predicts US troops on border
- Va 6-year-old takes family car after missing bus
- Freedom of Speech finally wins one
- 4-Year-Old Shoots Baby Sitter, Cops Say
- Cop Shoots Handcuffed Man in the Back (Video)
- Best Bush Quotes
- World seed Vault (a.k.a.) Doomsday vault
- Generated Crisis?
- Family of Afghan rape victim cut her open and removed fetus
- Shopaholic spinster found dead under 3ft of unopened goods
- Earth on the Brink of an Ice Age
- Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
- Dad, son arrested after cop said they cut line
- "Penis fire" suspect is charged
- US Airways plane down in Hudson River near Manhattan.
- Former Cannibal Calls Radio Station
- When Piranhas Attack
- Someone actually falls for a Nigerian scam
- People urged to avoid peanut butter products
- Police Say Man Posed as Female Vet
- Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme's Abortion Doughnuts
- Shoplifter gets run over twice by her getaway car
- Fla. police: Woman crashes, continues to hair cut
- Couple gets married at Taco Bell
- Unreturned library book leads to woman's arrest
- N.Y. landlord fined $10K for taking tenant's toilet
- School bus liquor-store run gets cops' attention
- Taiwan hospital soothes newborns, moms with Hello Kitty decor (kill me)
- Hoarder Dies After Becoming Lost in Maze of His Own Trash
- Man tries to rape raccoon, with predictable results.
- Thief caught out giving policeman's address
- Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
- Man smears feces on his lawyer, flings it at jury
- Pizzeria owner accused of beating man over calzone
- Australia: Dad throws daughter from busy bridge
- Man tried to reclaim breast implants from ex
- Police: Sister beats up bride at wedding reception
- Shoe monument for man who threw footwear at Bush
- Venice goes online to ease toilet pay pain
- Its a catastrophe for the apostrophe in Britain
- People Expecting Superbowl get Penis
- Armed police arrest man for 'playfully pointing toy ray-gun at baby'
- Cops: Man puts 911 dispatcher on hold to buy drugs
- Man decorates basement with $10 worth of Sharpie
- granny fails driving test 771 times
- Careful! These statues could get you pregnant
- Fisheries Regulations and the Wild Animal Protection Act enforced...via facebook
- Don't worry about illusory drunk angry Russian pilots; planes fly themselves!
- Corpse Found Sitting in Front of Television for 42 Years
- Nigerian web scam bilked Utah out of $2.5M
- kansas is broke whoops
- Feel bad for posting this, but... US Islamic TV founder charged with beheading wife
- Pimp This Bum - Homeless Man Takes Up Internet Panhandling
- Student Arrested For Classroom Texting
- Officials in San Francisco searching for toilet torcher
- Terrible terrible death
- Chinese mistress contest takes tragic turn
- 11year old kills fathers pregnant girlfriend
- Police: Hoax Led Workers To Spray Extinguisher, Disrobe
- Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
- Paper made from wombat shit
- Man guilty of spraying own faeces in English shops
- Bipolar teen accused of beating school bus driver
- Study: Belligerent chimp proves animals make plans
- Am I the only one who finds this foolish?
- Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
- Baby born with two penises in Russia
- Chuck Norris planning to take over the U.S.?
- Obama bans federal funding for embryonic stem cell research
- Math whiz, dead for 450 years, gets TV bill
- 4 Spanish Teens Capture Images from Space with Homemade Balloon
- Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
- not very lol worthy honestly: Work on apartment, get free funeral
- Spiderman Saves Autistic Boy IRL
- Want to light your tap water on fire? All you need is a cig lighter
- Vince Offer Arrested for Hooker Abuse
- Balls and Bottoms give way to Wangs in name game
- Woman who plays classical music to soothe horses told to get licence
- 18 Year Old Paints Penis on Parents Roof
- Rioters in london seize US embassy
- Man cries after attempt to rob liquor store fails
- Pa. police issue traffic ticket for over $37,000
- Police: Man cut and stabbed after flatulence fight
- Hey Son, lets go to the shootin range! VIDEO INCLUDED
- Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box
- Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave
- Man jailed for urinating on woman during flight
- 26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
- Video: Tree Sprout Found in Russian Mans Lung
- Mom gets surgery to look like daughter
- Police pulling over those going the speed-limit
- um, gross
- Woman burnt to death after setting her own car alight in road-rage incident
- Mich. men charged with burning buttocks of boy, 6
- Man shot in head with nail gun 30 times
- Bull does supermarket sweep in Ireland
- Father Throws 10 Month-Old in Boiling Water on a Dare
- Woman chased by bear then hit by car
- Pirate surrender to France... Wait what?!
- Highway robbery?
- Superheroes are real
- Ohio Christian school tells student to skip prom
- Group given grant to research and stage authentic Klingon opera
- Afghanistan's Only Pig Quarantined
- MPAA: teachers should videotape monitors, not rip DVDs
- Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14
- Boy blinded- Eyes bitten by father
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