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    The sad thing is, there are actually people at my school with some of these names...

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    This is racist.

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    Also, the funniest black girl name I've come across was Shanita. I know that doesn't seem quite so funny on its own, but her last name was Duck. She got called to the office quite frequently in high school.

    "Shanita Duck, please come to the office. Shanita Duck, please come to the office." roflcopter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Also, the funniest black girl name I've come across was Shanita. I know that doesn't seem quite so funny on its own, but her last name was Duck. She got called to the office quite frequently in high school.

    "Shanita Duck, please come to the office. Shanita Duck, please come to the office." roflcopter
    lulz, do people like not think when they name their kids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edvina View Post
    lulz, do people like not think when they name their kids?
    Well, her parents were black too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    This is racist.
    The video isn't racist but its clear edvina is as she renamed it to Top 50 Black Names from Top 50 Ghetto Names

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    The video isn't racist but its clear edvina is as she renamed it to Top 50 Black Names from Top 50 Ghetto Names
    Dang you found me out. And if you notice it says "ghetto black names"

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    edvina sounds like a ghetto black name

    and i bet you have the booty to boot


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    edvina sounds like a ghetto black name

    and i bet you have the booty to boot
    Edvina is not my name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edvina View Post
    Edvina is not my name.
    well that's what i'm reading on my screen

    o did you mispell it or something my name is actually "scyld" not "sycld" where the "y" is pronounced like u in the french "tu"


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    Fuck fact people with ethnically black-sounding (because none of them are actually ethnically relevant) names tend to lag behind other students in measurable qualities of intelligence, including test scores and IQ. They also tend to be passed over for the best jobs and promotions.

    Why? Because only a fucking idiot would name their child something "black-sounding," and two morons can't fuck to make a genius.

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    and here's the proof - be born black, but act white and your life will turn out all right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Fuck fact people with ethnically black-sounding (because none of them are actually ethnically relevant) names tend to lag behind other students in measurable qualities of intelligence, including test scores and IQ. They also tend to be passed over for the best jobs and promotions.

    Why? Because only a fucking idiot would name their child something "black-sounding," and two morons can't fuck to make a genius.
    In my experience that last sentence is a complete and unalienable truth. I mean, my mom is a moron, but my dad is just as smart as I am (he says he's smarter, but I could have followed his path if I wanted to).

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    My favourite black names are Darth Vader and Darth Maul.

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    Malcolm Gladwell is half jamaican half jew dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Malcolm Gladwell is half jamaican half jew dog
    ya but aren't we following the one drop rule here?

    i mean... obama is "black."

    (though he did promise change.)


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    I'll have to write down some first names from my call lists. Some of the names down here are just plain unpronounceable for a poor white boy brought up in the trailer park.

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    I lol'd at "guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl"

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    We used to have a black woman who worked here named LaSonya. I saw the name in print many, many times before I finally realized the bitch's name was lasagna.

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    I wrote down the oddest names of the first hundred I pulled up from Baton Rouge. These are real people, some with not-so-real sounding names.

    Tierini

    Kewana

    Myieasha

    Mashone

    Jitisha

    Dquincyia

    Coliesha

    Hershane

    Noericka

    Daniesha

    Dacobia

    Keiosha

    Laquesha

    Eushekia

    Aylisha

    Quardreca

    Chanta

    Mackey

    Latonya

    Lakisha

    Jazmine

    Mijah

    Trenae

    Sherika

    Sparkle

    Deja

    Relda

    Corlis

    Trecia

    Shacassity

    Thais

    Jamika

    Tedra

    Jamilah

    Keetrona

    Ja'Kahta

    Sharmanita

    Nykeisha

    Jekalia

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    Quote Originally Posted by fm2176 View Post

    Ja'Kahta
    Okay, now I'm certain I've come across that in a Star Wars novel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Also, the funniest black girl name I've come across was Shanita. I know that doesn't seem quite so funny on its own, but her last name was Duck. She got called to the office quite frequently in high school.

    "Shanita Duck, please come to the office. Shanita Duck, please come to the office." roflcopter
    Lol that's like my asian friend's name.

    Anita Wang
    I needa wang.

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    The best I've ever heard was Lemonjello (Pronounced: Lehh-mohn-jill-o) and Orangejello (OR-on-gel-o)

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    A girl I went to high school with was naemd Crystal Shan DeLier aka Crystal Chandelier.

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    I knew a girl named Six.

    Six.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    I knew a girl named Six.

    Six.
    Any relation to Seven from Married...With Children?

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