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    Cool Had an affair with best friend's wife.

    Just had it to say it. She let her feelings be known and I made the move and we went all night all over the brand new living room furniture and their brand new mattress. He is the most generous friend I have ever had and has done so much for me. I do this to him and I don't feel any contempt for myself. We've worked together for so long. We have the same friends. We all go to same places. If this was ever leaked oh the shame he would feel and how despicable I would be. What he would do to me but all that fear is reserved to that final moment. I only fantasize about how this would spread throughout the workplace and in what terms it would benefit me. I only wait till he his gone again.



    Today, we were on our way out home and stopped off at the bathroom. I was in the middle of relieving myself until he said, "My wife said you cheated." I was caught off guard and asked what he meant by that. "She said you cheated. You smoked a cigarette." She's a smart devil. She deliberately had him say that.

    I am scum and how it good it feels to be.

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    Who cares

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    lol
    this shouldn't be anonymous

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    so basically you fucked your friend's wife he isn't going to find out you don't feel guilty and you're probably going to do it again

    with which part do you need support? (save learning how to not tell a mundane story like it's an epic)
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    You should brag about it on the internet.
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    I had an affair with my best friend's wife's husband. I know what you're feeling.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

    she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....


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    I went to a fair.

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    I had an affair with Thomas Crown

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    This is worse than a MalReynolds story

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    i get the feeling this is one of those stories we would like more if we know who it was

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    It's not real

    Do you read People magazine, gossip queen?

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    also gwahir I know who it is and I still think you're getting trolled.

    update: repped her for her contributions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    It's not real
    which is very much a part of the explanation for what i just said

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    OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

    He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

    Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

    I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    This is worse than a MalReynolds story
    ice burn

    (to them, not me. i know the 'quality' of my stories)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

    He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

    Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

    I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.
    you're a dumb faggot and i hope you die in a vehicular collision

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.
    better make a ps thread about it

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    quit sticking your dick into her for starters
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

    He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

    Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

    I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.
    DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


    also...

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    i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

    she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....
    ...this is verifiably the best post itt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


    also...



    ...this is verifiably the best post itt.
    Thanks. This shit was too good to pass up. We were on our way out of work today and he told me that she told him that she had the best weekend ever with me. And he was apologizing and saying he wasn't trying to mean anything by it. I told him all we did was go to Shutter's Island. Its so difficult to contain the joy I feel inside. I was even giving him advice on how to help with his marriage as we were walking to my car. He calls me brother and wants me to hang out with him back home or visit his dad up north. It is tremendously satisfying to get away with this. He's going to be gone all day tomorrow and it'll just be me and her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    you're a dumb faggot and i hope you die in a vehicular collision
    You should give it a try, dude(I'm going to assume your a dude who has probably been cheated on. I have been cheated on before and it hurt. But it is enlightening to be on the giving end. Now I know why I do it. It's almost like a drug. I don't know how this relationship would go if it weren't for the fact that we were doing it behind his back. I'm sure you've done drugs before(you don't have to say so) but the feeling glorious!)

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    better make a ps thread about it
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    quit sticking your dick into her for starters
    I might have to, gina Thanks for the advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Thanks.
    i was being sarcastic.

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    He's going to be gone all day tomorrow and it'll just be me and her.
    your stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    i was being sarcastic.



    your stupid.
    You're a total douche.

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    At least sycld is capable of properly using parenthesis.

    Also, if seven year olds were capable of committing and relishing in adultery this is how I imagine they would express it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    You're a total douche.
    this post just confirms to me that your stupid.

    i hope you enjoy having your brains blown out by your best friend if you keep this up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    You should give it a try, dude(I'm going to assume your a dude who has probably been cheated on. I have been cheated on before and it hurt. But it is enlightening to be on the giving end. Now I know why I do it. It's almost like a drug. I don't know how this relationship would go if it weren't for the fact that we were doing it behind his back. I'm sure you've done drugs before(you don't have to say so) but the feeling glorious!)
    i wasn't calling you a faggot because of something you did that i have no problem with (morally i don't give a fuck, just drill the bitch in the ass and wipe it on your friend's socks for all i care)

    i'm calling you a faggot because you're a faggot

    just wanted to clear that up

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    thanks for clearing that up maesce
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    It is tremendously satisfying to get away with this.
    oh it's always good to know you're a complete sociopath good for you i hope your dick rots off
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    thread is unverified bs until you post pictures of her tits with 'cd' written on them in sharpie

    assuming she has nice tits if they are a cups get her breast implants and then do the above
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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post

    assuming she has nice tits if they are a cups
    I believe you mean either "a cup" or "some cups."






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    sycld do not lecture people on matters of the breast.

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    Tits make gay men straight.

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    one of the cooks in my bush camp was gay. we had chicken one night, and i asked him for some of the breast, so he holds up a piece and says 'is this a breast? hey why are you laughing i don't know what a breast is!' good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    one of the cooks in my bush camp was gay. we had chicken one night, and i asked him for some of the breast, so he holds up a piece and says 'is this a breast? hey why are you laughing i don't know what a breast is!' good times
    I hope you were on cocaine at that point.

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    YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america

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    The government owes you money. I'm sorry my redskineded brotha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america
    I thought sycld was the depressed indian. And the only thing he's drowning in is pretentious food and double entendre.

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    No I think he's India Indian but anyway.

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