ITT NOLO wins Super Bowl 44

djwolford · 02-07-2010, 04:50 PM

It's a safe bet friends. You know it's true.

Hint- Bet on Nolo at -4.5 and over 57.5 and make some bank.

gina · 02-07-2010, 11:32 PM

i stopped watching the superbowl after the who came on

i did make 40 bucks during a quarter spreadsheet betting thing i have no idea how to describe it

Atmoscheer · 02-07-2010, 11:43 PM

djwolford are you a fucking idiot?

1. It's NOLA, not "NOLO" you fuckwit. What the hell does NOLO even stand for? New Orleans, LA.
2. If you bet New Orleans -4.5 you got ripped off. The spread was NOLA +6 for most of the week, +5 for most of today, and +4.5 at game time.
3. The over ended up at 56.5 so if you were dumb enough to bet that many points in a Superbowl, you could've at least gotten an extra point by looking at the betting volume for the week that was so heavily skewed toward the under.

For the record, I won a NO +5, under 56.5 parlay. I won NO straight up. I won prop bets on Saints winning the coin toss, Colts leading at half time, and Saints outscoring the Colts in the second half. I lost a prop bet on The Who smashing instruments on stage.

gina · 02-08-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

I lost a prop bet on The Who smashing instruments on stage.

hahahahaha

ozzy · 02-08-2010, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by gina

i stopped watching the superbowl after the who came on

i did make 40 bucks during a quarter spreadsheet betting thing i have no idea how to describe it

If you added up the score and went by what the last number was, that's strip cards. For example I had the number 0 for the 1st quarter, and I ended up winning $50 because the score at the end of the 1st quarter was 7-3.

If you went by a grid with 2 numbers (like Saints 4 and Colts 6) that's called squares. If the Saints ended a quarter with 24 points and the Colts had 6 points you would win that quarter.

I spent $15 getting in on squares, and another $20 ($5 per quarter) on strip cards. Ended up just winning $50 the first quarter from strip. I had 0 the second quarter again and 5 the 4th quarter and came pretty damn close with both of those but cocksuckers choked both times...like when whats his name tripped outside of the end zone right before halftime.

Anonymous D · 02-08-2010, 04:07 PM

NOLOLOLOL

gina · 02-08-2010, 04:10 PM

it was a grid with numbers 0-9 and it went by the last number of the score

so the score at the end of the first quarter was 10-0 so i won because my name was in the 0,0 boxes (x, y quadrant something like that)

ozzy · 02-08-2010, 04:12 PM

Yeah that's squares.

Beef · 02-08-2010, 05:53 PM

Thanks dad for the 100.00- Told you the Colts would lose!

Atmoscheer · 02-08-2010, 05:55 PM

also, gina, when people refer to an "office pool," that's usually what they mean, though the format sort of changes based on the sport (ie football squares have scores, NASCAR squares have drivers, golf squares have golfers, NCAA tournament pools may have teams or more likely don't have squares at all), as well as some of the other rules (random assignment vs. first come, first serve.)

gina · 02-08-2010, 07:41 PM

oh i see

the annunziatos won $80 because of the office pool

Pepsi · 02-10-2010, 02:37 PM

3/4 of my school consists of colts fans. this super bowl makes me happy.

Mr. E · 02-10-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

3/4 of my school consists of colts fans. this super bowl makes me happy.

I hate the Colts so much. Everyone in Tennessee loves them because Peyton Manning was a mediocre quarterback for UT 12 years ago. That's what you get for going to a school in knoxville.

Vengeful Scars · 02-10-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

I hate the Colts so much. Everyone in Tennessee loves them because Peyton Manning was a mediocre quarterback for UT 12 years ago. That's what you get for going to a school in knoxville.

A) Peyton Manning is a faggot(his dad is cool)
B) I've like the Saints since I was like 5, and was never disappointed when they lost, cause I got used to it, this year the super bowl was better than sex.

Atmoscheer · 02-10-2010, 05:58 PM

His dad is as much of a faggot as he is are you kidding me?

Mr. E · 02-10-2010, 06:23 PM

By everyone in Tennessee I was only counting the dumb people, so like everyone minus 17.

Pepsi · 02-10-2010, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I hate the Colts so much. Everyone in Tennessee loves them because Peyton Manning was a mediocre quarterback for UT 12 years ago. That's what you get for going to a school in knoxville.

Oh, and 3/4 of that 3/4 happen to reside in Indiana. So they are Vol fans because Peyton came to their precious Colts.

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02-07-2010, 11:43 PM	#3
Atmoscheer Merry fucking Christmas Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,845	djwolford are you a fucking idiot? 1. It's NOLA, not "NOLO" you fuckwit. What the hell does NOLO even stand for? New Orleans, LA. 2. If you bet New Orleans -4.5 you got ripped off. The spread was NOLA +6 for most of the week, +5 for most of today, and +4.5 at game time. 3. The over ended up at 56.5 so if you were dumb enough to bet that many points in a Superbowl, you could've at least gotten an extra point by looking at the betting volume for the week that was so heavily skewed toward the under. For the record, I won a NO +5, under 56.5 parlay. I won NO straight up. I won prop bets on Saints winning the coin toss, Colts leading at half time, and Saints outscoring the Colts in the second half. I lost a prop bet on The Who smashing instruments on stage.

02-08-2010, 04:12 PM	#8
ozzy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,656	Yeah that's squares.

02-08-2010, 05:55 PM	#10
Atmoscheer Merry fucking Christmas Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,845	also, gina, when people refer to an "office pool," that's usually what they mean, though the format sort of changes based on the sport (ie football squares have scores, NASCAR squares have drivers, golf squares have golfers, NCAA tournament pools may have teams or more likely don't have squares at all), as well as some of the other rules (random assignment vs. first come, first serve.)

02-10-2010, 05:58 PM	#15
Atmoscheer Merry fucking Christmas Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,845	His dad is as much of a faggot as he is are you kidding me?

02-10-2010, 06:23 PM	#16
Mr. E Performance Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8,643	By everyone in Tennessee I was only counting the dumb people, so like everyone minus 17.