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    Which is cooler? Gun fights or sword fights? I gotta go with sword fights because they tend be more of an adrenaline rush for me, plus I was raised on Samurai flicks. Don't get me wrong, I love gunfights (Tombstone, the Matrix, No Country for Old Men, Dirty Harry, etc) but blade action is where it's at.



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    I'll go with swords. Not only because it is cool, but it's also because it's really awesome to be able to wield a sword.

    I learned how to sword fight a couple of years ago...it's much more fun than just aiming a shooting a gun.
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    Only gun fights I ever thought were cool were what I read about in the "Dark Tower" series....


    Sword fights are where it's at, that and it takes more skill to best an opponent by blade than by gun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Only gun fights I ever thought were cool were what I read about in the "Dark Tower" series....


    Sword fights are where it's at, that and it takes more skill to best an opponent by blade than by gun
    I never really got into that series, but you should watch Tombstone with Val Klemer. He plays Doc Holiday and kicks ass. Unloads an old school revolver into one dude before the guy even hits the ground dead.

    But all in all, sword fighting just kicks ass. What are some of you guy's fav. sword fight scenes?
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    Guns for show, knives swords for a pro.

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    Sword fights hands down.

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    Swords. I'm not a fan of gratuitous violence as a general rule, but swordfights are fucking epic.

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    Fist fights are more enjoyable. Gun fights and sword fights never last too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    Swords. I'm not a fan of gratuitous violence as a general rule, but swordfights are fucking epic.
    Yeah this. I haven't quite figured out why I think it, because I mean the function of both swords and guns is frankly horiffic, but swords are somehow more honourable, more noble, more graceful. A swordfight has a lot more character than a gunfight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Fist fights are more enjoyable. Gun fights and sword fights never last too long.
    Bifford I have to give you credit for making the best call in this thread.
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    What about gun vs sword fights? Metal Gear Solid anybody, eh?

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    I'm gonna have to say knife fights are the most epic. Its close range, short weapon, and its almost fist fighting. Its an escalated fist fight, that hasn't gotten to guns yet. Knives are the best because its so intense, one misstep and you got a knife in your gut. Plus knife fights seem more animalistic, less graceful and more furious. And knives are small enough and light enough that you can still move fast if you want to, or switch hands. So, knives ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    I'm gonna have to say knife fights are the most epic. Its close range, short weapon, and its almost fist fighting. Its an escalated fist fight, that hasn't gotten to guns yet. Knives are the best because its so intense, one misstep and you got a knife in your gut. Plus knife fights seem more animalistic, less graceful and more furious. And knives are small enough and light enough that you can still move fast if you want to, or switch hands. So, knives ftw.
    It doesn't matter how epic the knife fight is, every time I see one I can't help but think of that Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid movie.

    "Whoa, wait! Let's get the rules of the knife fight straight."

    "Okay what rules?"

    "There are no rules!"

    Followed by a crotch kick.
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    Wow, lot of people have really dumb reasons for liking swords over guns
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    Sword fights for sure. Old school.

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    I like sword fights over gun fights because epic 1-on-1 sword fights are believable and epic 1-on-1 gun fights are either not believable and retarded or are quite believable and too short to be cool.

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    Equilibrium had the best gun fights.

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    Guns.

    If you guys knew how hard it actually was to hit something under stress,even at 10 yards.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Guns.

    If you guys knew how hard it actually was to hit something under stress,even at 10 yards.........
    We'd still prefer swords.

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    Okay there is something really romantic about those really old single shot handguns they used in duels - I know nothing about guns but if you ever saw Barry Lyndon (if you haven't you should because it's stellar) -- those guns. They're awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    Okay there is something really romantic about those really old single shot handguns they used in duels
    This just might the gayest thing ever said about a device created to kill another human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Guns.

    If you guys knew how hard it actually was to hit something under stress,even at 10 yards.........
    *scoff scoff scoff*

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    Yea it's all about the sword fights. Gun fights can get annoying, I mean how many times can you miss someone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Yea it's all about the sword fights. Gun fights can get annoying, I mean how many times can you miss someone?
    Ask the Plain White T's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Ask the Plain White T's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Ask the Plain White T's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    I never really got into that series, but you should watch Tombstone with Val Klemer. He plays Doc Holiday and kicks ass. Unloads an old school revolver into one dude before the guy even hits the ground dead.

    But all in all, sword fighting just kicks ass. What are some of you guy's fav. sword fight scenes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    "I got... two guns... one for the each of you"
    "I'll be your huckleberry."

    Seriously, great fuckin' movie.
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    I got negarepped for posting that i posirepped him.

    But it barely made my numbers move so I assume it was an irrelevant one-bar douchebag who didn't have the balls to leave his name.

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    I don't get how you can be neg repped in NERDCORE! I mean seriously, wtf?
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    I reckon swords. Yeah...definately swords.

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    I immediately equate sword fighting to fencing and you all know how much I hate that fuckin' "sport."

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    Didn't you like ruin your joints or something? Heh, maybe you'll take up skeet shooting and have a clay pigeon take out one of your eyes, then you couldn't like either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    ...or are quite believable and too short to be cool.
    Watch the end of Once Upon a Time in the West and your mind will change.

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    I pick Anony D's pistol.

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