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    SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
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    The husband apparently was role-playing as a private dick.
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    No no no.. I call SHINANIGINS! They were arguing because she wouldn't give him any va jay jay so he took it. Then shot her to cover up the rape and was like OMFG! Called the cops and came up with this clever story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    No no no.. I call SHINANIGINS! They were arguing because she wouldn't give him any va jay jay so he took it. Then shot her to cover up the rape and was like OMFG! Called the cops and came up with this clever story.
    Because you said Va Jay Jay, Im going to ask if you have seen Jimmy Carr live this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    No no no.. I call SHINANIGINS! They were arguing because she wouldn't give him any va jay jay so he took it. Then shot her to cover up the rape and was like OMFG! Called the cops and came up with this clever story.
    It's "shenanigans". Just so you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    Because you said Va Jay Jay, Im going to ask if you have seen Jimmy Carr live this year?
    That term's been around for quite some time now bud.
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    He shoot her in the gut?

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    I'm just glad there's another thread for WTF News on the main page than "Double Suicide."


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    even if its 2 years old?

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