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  1. ATTN: news reporters
  2. Hospital tells grandfather, 71, that he's pregnant
  3. Iowa College Makes a Horribly Offensive Typo
  4. UK Gamer Murdered over Forum Dispute
  5. Zoo drops 'Ranga' free day campaign
  6. Woman blind 3 days out of 6
  7. Get Lost in Sarah Palin's Head
  8. Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut
  9. 1-Dail 911 2- Ask for Ride 3-?????? 4- Profit
  10. Bad- 3rd wife sends you divorce papers... Really Bad- 4th wife opens them
  11. Police: Woman beat hubby with toy truck
  12. Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
  13. High Heels costing tax payers $60 million
  14. A five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull
  15. Fast food fan fined for monster gorge
  16. Men may get testy at Cooking with Balls book
  17. Officer orders man tazed, man falls to his death, officer shoots himself.
  18. "Ever been mushroom stamped?"
  19. Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo, feeding reptiles to crocodile
  20. Palin: Man and Dinosaur Existed at Same Time
  21. Man Shoots Himself In Arm After Being Denied Sex
  22. Nailin' Pa(y)lin
  23. Gmail Helps Stop Your Drunken E-mail Rants
  24. YouTube Commenters Hear Their Own Gibberish
  25. Monkeys work in Japanese restaurant (With Video)
  26. Monkey stuns Japanese commuters (With Video)
  27. Foo Fighters slam John McCain for unauthorized use of "My Hero"
  28. Chimps recognize others by ass
  29. So itt I give evidence that that Jesus guy wasn't so special after all
  30. Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove
  31. Criminal gran gets knitting punishment
  32. Police say 'hot kielbasa' was meant for snorting
  33. More PETA inspired lunacy
  34. Suit against God thrown out over lack of address
  35. Man kills wife in a Facebook row
  36. Third world nations should not attempt world records...
  37. Come on man, it's only 20 lbs.
  38. Pa. woman ordered out of chemical-free 'bubble'
  39. Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school
  40. Garcia tackled by Ref
  41. G-Strings+Fireworks=Mass Suspension from School
  42. Steal a McCain/Palin Sign...get a free pizza (w/video)
  43. Students suspended over "kiddy porn" picture sent to them by the '"kiddy"
  44. Pushover mother bribes her 13 year old skanky daughter with cigs(w/pic)
  45. Parents, Student Arrested On School Drug Charges; Classmates Hospitalized
  46. Lady Steals From Work To Pay Nigerian Scammer
  47. Teen, Four Others Charged With Three Murders
  48. Study shows no evidence marijuana causes cancer, no evidence potheads aren't faggots
  49. Ohio woman gives birth to triplet granddaughters
  50. Calif. woman allegedly abducts dog over barking
  51. Most of you I assume would go to this Del Taco
  52. China kicks off farmers' Olympics
  53. Death By Chocolate
  54. Ky. man, 82, accused of trading drugs for sex
  55. Microsoft offers reward for missing Xbox gamer
  56. Pub row erupts after feces found in ice cream
  57. Libya's Gaddafi pitches tent in Kremlin garden
  58. Man is found glued to toilet seat
  59. Somali justice in action!
  60. Man nabbed for DUI twice in less than 6 hours
  61. Alaska man says he accidentally stole a car
  62. Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm
  63. Puppy Eats Baby
  64. Batman Vs Batman
  65. O'Bama the Irish, King of the Scotts
  66. Father & daughter incest couple split, still live together.
  67. Desperate son has sex with wheelchair bound mother.
  68. Cops have tough time finding sober driver for boy
  69. Cosmetic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her face(with pic)
  70. Six-fingered Man Barred from Guitar Hero Tournament
  71. Boxing Ring Stolen From Toledo Gym
  72. Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell, released early
  73. For those Australians that want to have sex with someone other than their parents...
  74. Humans and roos share same genes
  75. Boy obviously f*cks pigs
  76. Indiana inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex
  77. Fast-food argument: teen kills father, self
  78. Teen commits suicide live on webcam
  79. Meteor seen over Canada.
  80. Panda Bites Student
  81. Ugly invite mayors wins sexism award.
  82. This is just fucking gross: dad fathers 9 children with daughter
  83. Rampage on heavy equipment.
  84. Student gets arrested for farting at school
  85. Woman Finds 14 Baby Pythons In Bedroom
  86. Atheist Boar Attacks Frankfurt Church
  87. Court Reporter Shot Over Baked Goods
  88. Burglar bakes puppy in the oven
  89. Guy catches co-workers having sex, gets fired for it.
  90. Britons saving money with sex
  91. World's first biodegradable laptop
  92. Man wielding candy cane lawn ornament subdues attacker
  93. Squid With Elbows Caught On Film!
  94. 9/11 Rescue Worker Above the Law
  95. Man Fined for Having Dick in Pasta Sauce
  96. Wanted: Snitches - Drug Use OK
  97. US 'pregnant man' expecting again
  98. Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station
  99. Teen compacted in Wis. garbage truck, survives
  100. Zamboni driver charged with drunk driving
  101. Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
  102. Humans 80,000 Years Older Than Previously Thought?
  103. Fla. Man Accused Of Making Son, Age 9, Drive On Beer Run
  104. Hydrozoan with reversible life cycle now found worldwide.
  105. 2 teenie boppers molest the elderly at rest home
  106. Knock-out Knockers
  107. NJ woman sues Pa. sports bar for toilet seat break
  108. Mum burns word 'wimp' on daughter's neck with cigarette
  109. Street cleaner finds $20,000 shredded
  110. Minn. baby sitter admits using child in porn film
  111. Man killed for not sharing karaoke microphone
  112. Man Arrested After Cops Find Crack In His Vomit
  113. Masterbating kills 2 people!
  114. Swept away by mariage proposal.
  115. Take two 9mm bullets and call me in the morning.
  116. Correcting homework with red pens lead to psych damage
  117. Mother Kills 5 Children With Butchers Knife
  118. Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux
  119. NYPD Officers Plead Innocent In Baton Sodomy Of Pot Suspect
  120. Pictured: Schoolboy archer survives after friend shoots an arrow through his eye
  121. Aw, nuts. Why won't my car start
  122. Failed assassination attempt on Bush
  123. Boy Named After Hitler
  124. Son of AMW's John Walsh 1981 Murder Solved
  125. Religious basketcase runs another off road - gods will
  126. I've got a frilled shark... in my pants.
  127. Foot found in baby's brain (with picture!)
  128. Zoo apologises after animal farting outbreak
  129. Boy survives decapitation
  130. What was that joe pesci movie where he was a slum lord? It just happened in ohio
  131. NYPD: Cop 'fooling around' with gun shoots wife in groin
  132. Weather rocket kills man and blows up his body at cremation
  133. Man Caught With Ecstacy Claims It Was For His Dog.
  134. Bush assailant kick-starts sales for shoemaker
  135. Mom accused of smoking marijuana with teen kids
  136. Three dead at party after man in Santa suit opens fire!
  137. Man spent days unnoticed in Pa. family's attic
  138. Polar Bear vs. Man -- The Chase Is On!
  139. Man accused of ramming wheelchair into officer
  140. Palestinian offers bride to shoe-throwing reporter
  141. Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'
  142. A growing trend? "Mothers" with fake dolls instead of real babies!
  143. Mexican warlock predicts US troops on border
  144. Va 6-year-old takes family car after missing bus
  145. Freedom of Speech finally wins one
  146. 4-Year-Old Shoots Baby Sitter, Cops Say
  147. Cop Shoots Handcuffed Man in the Back (Video)
  148. Best Bush Quotes
  149. World seed Vault (a.k.a.) Doomsday vault
  150. Generated Crisis?
  151. Family of Afghan rape victim cut her open and removed fetus
  152. Shopaholic spinster found dead under 3ft of unopened goods
  153. Earth on the Brink of an Ice Age
  154. Angry Teacher Rips Studentís Cheek Off
  155. Dad, son arrested after cop said they cut line
  156. "Penis fire" suspect is charged
  157. US Airways plane down in Hudson River near Manhattan.
  158. Former Cannibal Calls Radio Station
  159. When Piranhas Attack
  160. Someone actually falls for a Nigerian scam
  161. People urged to avoid peanut butter products
  162. Police Say Man Posed as Female Vet
  163. Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme's Abortion Doughnuts
  164. Shoplifter gets run over twice by her getaway car
  165. Fla. police: Woman crashes, continues to hair cut
  166. Couple gets married at Taco Bell
  167. Unreturned library book leads to woman's arrest
  168. N.Y. landlord fined $10K for taking tenant's toilet
  169. School bus liquor-store run gets cops' attention
  170. Taiwan hospital soothes newborns, moms with Hello Kitty decor (kill me)
  171. Hoarder Dies After Becoming Lost in Maze of His Own Trash
  172. Man tries to rape raccoon, with predictable results.
  173. Thief caught out giving policeman's address
  174. Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
  175. Man smears feces on his lawyer, flings it at jury
  176. Pizzeria owner accused of beating man over calzone
  177. Australia: Dad throws daughter from busy bridge
  178. Man tried to reclaim breast implants from ex
  179. Police: Sister beats up bride at wedding reception
  180. Shoe monument for man who threw footwear at Bush
  181. Venice goes online to ease toilet pay pain
  182. Its a catastrophe for the apostrophe in Britain
  183. People Expecting Superbowl get Penis
  184. Armed police arrest man for 'playfully pointing toy ray-gun at baby'
  185. Cops: Man puts 911 dispatcher on hold to buy drugs
  186. Man decorates basement with $10 worth of Sharpie
  187. granny fails driving test 771 times
  188. Careful! These statues could get you pregnant
  189. Fisheries Regulations and the Wild Animal Protection Act enforced...via facebook
  190. Don't worry about illusory drunk angry Russian pilots; planes fly themselves!
  191. Corpse Found Sitting in Front of Television for 42 Years
  192. Nigerian web scam bilked Utah out of $2.5M
  193. kansas is broke whoops
  194. Feel bad for posting this, but... US Islamic TV founder charged with beheading wife
  195. Pimp This Bum - Homeless Man Takes Up Internet Panhandling
  196. Student Arrested For Classroom Texting
  197. Officials in San Francisco searching for toilet torcher
  198. Terrible terrible death
  199. Chinese mistress contest takes tragic turn
  200. 11year old kills fathers pregnant girlfriend
  201. Police: Hoax Led Workers To Spray Extinguisher, Disrobe
  202. Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
  203. Paper made from wombat shit
  204. Man guilty of spraying own faeces in English shops
  205. Bipolar teen accused of beating school bus driver
  206. Study: Belligerent chimp proves animals make plans
  207. Am I the only one who finds this foolish?
  208. Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
  209. Baby born with two penises in Russia
  210. Chuck Norris planning to take over the U.S.?
  211. Obama bans federal funding for embryonic stem cell research
  212. Math whiz, dead for 450 years, gets TV bill
  213. 4 Spanish Teens Capture Images from Space with Homemade Balloon
  214. Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
  215. not very lol worthy honestly: Work on apartment, get free funeral
  216. Spiderman Saves Autistic Boy IRL
  217. Want to light your tap water on fire? All you need is a cig lighter
  218. Vince Offer Arrested for Hooker Abuse
  219. Balls and Bottoms give way to Wangs in name game
  220. Woman who plays classical music to soothe horses told to get licence
  221. 18 Year Old Paints Penis on Parents Roof
  222. Rioters in london seize US embassy
  223. Man cries after attempt to rob liquor store fails
  224. Pa. police issue traffic ticket for over $37,000
  225. Police: Man cut and stabbed after flatulence fight
  226. Hey Son, lets go to the shootin range! VIDEO INCLUDED
  227. Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box
  228. Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave
  229. Man jailed for urinating on woman during flight
  230. 26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
  231. Video: Tree Sprout Found in Russian Mans Lung
  232. Mom gets surgery to look like daughter
  233. Police pulling over those going the speed-limit
  234. um, gross
  235. Woman burnt to death after setting her own car alight in road-rage incident
  236. Mich. men charged with burning buttocks of boy, 6
  237. Man shot in head with nail gun 30 times
  238. Bull does supermarket sweep in Ireland
  239. Father Throws 10 Month-Old in Boiling Water on a Dare
  240. Woman chased by bear then hit by car
  241. Pirate surrender to France... Wait what?!
  242. Highway robbery?
  243. Superheroes are real
  244. Ohio Christian school tells student to skip prom
  245. Group given grant to research and stage authentic Klingon opera
  246. Afghanistan's Only Pig Quarantined
  247. MPAA: teachers should videotape monitors, not rip DVDs
  248. Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14
  249. Boy blinded- Eyes bitten by father
  250. Teen Robs Shop With Banana Then Eats Evidence