ITT if you could suddenly play any instrument what would it be?

**coqauvin** · 10-19-2009, 11:19 AM

public opinion

look i've been playing for a long time, and i'm not going to mince words about the subjectivity of being good in music. I spend a lot of time getting good at what I do, I know my strengths and weaknesses and overall, I'm exceptional at what I do.

**sycld** · 10-19-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

public opinion

look i've been playing for a long time, and i'm not going to mince words about the subjectivity of being good in music. I spend a lot of time getting good at what I do, I know my strengths and weaknesses and overall, I'm exceptional at what I do.

and by exceptional at what he does he means VAGINA

**coqauvin** · 10-19-2009, 03:51 PM

sycld nobody thinks that's funny

**sycld** · 10-19-2009, 04:41 PM

joel mchale does tbh

**gwahir** · 10-19-2009, 11:24 PM

piano. no competition at all.

**Nick2.1** · 10-20-2009, 01:00 AM

Guitar, Piano or Mandolin.

**MalReynolds** · 10-21-2009, 01:02 PM

I sat down in front of a drum kit and could play the first time, keeping different but competent beats with my arms and legs. The only thing I had trouble with was getting the high hat open to the right apeture for a desired sound.

My voice. I would love to be able to be more than just an average singer. Jesus, I'm envious of people with amazing voices.

**Infernus** · 10-24-2009, 01:57 AM

Piano by a long shot.

**Captain Obvious!** · 10-25-2009, 02:03 AM

The Guitar! Pussy Magnet!

**aspirin** · 10-28-2009, 07:43 PM

I'd like to be able to play, if I didn't need practice, the double bass.

**ShitFace** · 10-31-2009, 09:01 PM

harp

**pandar** · 10-31-2009, 09:37 PM

I once wanted to play ______ but never did and never will.

Fill the space with most instruments and it'll probably be true.

**faesce** · 10-31-2009, 10:53 PM

i play 7 instruments

better than everybody here

what a fucking joke

**coqauvin** · 10-31-2009, 10:56 PM

maesce pushing buttons on your synth board does not count as playing an instrument

**coqauvin** · 10-31-2009, 10:57 PM

pushing people's buttons on the internet does

**faesce** · 11-01-2009, 11:20 AM

trumpet
piano
guitar
clarinet
baritone t.c.
tenor sax
tuba

**jack burden** · 11-01-2009, 06:35 PM

i play all those and the cello

**faesce** · 11-01-2009, 07:41 PM

only faggots play cellos

only faggots play instruments

**sycld** · 11-02-2009, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by faesce

only faggots play cellos

only faggots play instruments

well you play the bone flute

and quite well i might add

**faesce** · 11-02-2009, 08:00 PM

only faggots make unfunny penis references

**coqauvin** · 11-02-2009, 10:27 PM

bone flute can be misconstrued - there are tribal bone flutes

skin flute is your reference of choice gaybag

**sycld** · 11-03-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

bone flute can be misconstrued - there are tribal bone flutes

skin flute is your reference of choice gaybag

are you positive that no one has ever made a flute out of hardened animal hides? ever?

**coqauvin** · 11-03-2009, 02:10 AM

100%

**Metallideth** · 11-11-2009, 06:57 PM

Vocals.

Your own voice is an instrument, and I wish I could sing. I love to do so, but I have a terrible voice for it, so it's only in my room or in the shower that I get to do so really.

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