This thread inspired me to write some of my own poorly translated poetry. I wrote a few silly poems and then entered them in Google Translate and translated them into a few languages until back to English.

I encourage you to post a few of your own creations.

Original:
I once woke up in the morning
with quite a hearty thirst
I drank and drank all day long
But drinking piss just made it worse

Translated:
Once we awoke this morning
with a great desire to have
I drank and drank all day
But, at the end of drinking so much worse


Original:
Today I went to the market
To see what I could buy
There were fruits and breads and meats and fish
But a taco caught my eye

Translated:
Joined to the market today,
You have to buy
Fruit, bread, meat, fish
But, my eyes get tacos


Original:
This year we went to war
For a common cause
No tea on Tuesday
No fish on Friday
Should be written laws

Translated:
We are in a war.
The reason
No tea on Tuesday
No fish on Fridays
In case, if the law is written