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    Cool Weekly Haiku Theme [4/2 to 4/8] - Theme: Accidentally Cutting Yourself

    NEW THEME FOR APRIL 2 TO APRIL 8: ACCIDENTALLY CUTTING YOURSELF

    So I was inspired by Think's thread http://www.casualdiscourse.com/forum...ad.php?t=10984 , and I was inspired to write somethingI think some good advice is to write what you know or how you feel, and what i know now and how I feel now has a lot to do about sex. So I'd like to do a weekly, or monthly, haiku thread with a theme. Do what you want or how you want. I'm going by these basic rules listed in wikipedia. Hopefully, I'm not too terrible.

    Should anyone want to make the next thread before I do then by all means go ahead. Feel free to criticize mine and offer any advice you can help me or other who write in this thread.

    What is a Haiku?
    Quote Originally Posted by According to Wikipedia
    Haiku (俳句 haikai verse) (no separate plural form), is a very short form of Japanese poetry typically characterised by three qualities:

    • The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru). This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas and a kireji ("cutting word") between them, a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related.
    • Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively. Any one of the three phrases may end with the kireji. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables, this is incorrect as syllables and on are not the same.
    • A kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such words. The majority of kigo, but not all, are drawn from the natural world. This, combined with the origins of haiku in pre-industrial Japan, has led to the inaccurate impression that haiku are necessarily nature poems.
    I'm choosing sex to start off this theme because that is what is on my mind. Hopefully, I'm not making anyone uncomfortable and warranting dislike or immaturity.


    Sex in the morning
    Good as a cup of coffee
    Perked and spouting off


    ---



    No sex in a while
    Life is dull and very lame
    I'm stiff as a board


    Or maybe written as:


    No sex in a while
    Life is dull and very lame
    I'm a boring stiff



    ---


    The first time is the
    best time; no standard; just free;
    always loved that girl


    -----


    Having sex on a
    regular basis makes you
    scared of diseases


    -----


    The one night stand a
    modern day Cinderella.
    Condom: glass slipper.

    -----

    Every girl I screw
    Makes me wonder if this is
    the last time ever.

    -----

    EDIT:

    -----

    Always wear condoms.
    They promote safety and health.
    Or pay more for EPT.

    I'm breaking the rules on the EPT.

    EDIT: Rereading. I was writing these in a rush, and I realize there are a few that don't conform to the rules. Whoops.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Having sex on a
    regular basis makes you
    scared of diseases
    Best one there.

    Personally, I'm not a fan of haikus, I think they're a bit too easy to write(5,7,5) and usually they read like a "Before and After" on Wheel of Fortune, to me.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    I have a big cock
    Into you I will place it
    Such are my dreams now


    Did I do it right
    Yes she gasps in delight of
    Make me a sandwich

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    Late saturday night
    Six dirty dicks in a row
    Fly into my mouth
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    sex is never good
    Your dick is inadequate
    fuck me harder please





    in your anus GO
    pull out brown stick lick it clean
    chocolate mustache

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    hard as a boulder
    lustful movements in my hips
    alas, I'm alone
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    The mind takes to thought,
    Those lush lips, between the hips,
    Hand on shaft, jerk it.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    fap to my butt crack
    fap to my flaccid penis
    cum on monitor

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    latex glove is filled
    vaseline skin, ground beef heart
    mother's winter eyes

    mother's winter eyes
    stark on my sad gyrations
    winter is coming
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    New theme.
    Your First love.



    cupcakes my first love
    sugary sweetness in mouth
    always i am fat


    at first he was nice
    then he got some bitch pregnant
    that bitch wasn't me

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    our palm tree lined road
    definitely a handful
    yeah, it was my fist
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Smoke a cig after
    Let's listen to Passion Pit
    I just pounded yours

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    Hey can you guess what
    MY hard dick in your twat
    But now I went limp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Hey you guess what
    4 syllables

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    if you take the sass
    add a lack of sandwiches
    you'll get my fist love
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    some of these haikus
    seem to be really vulgar
    I'm not that impressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    some of these haikus
    seem to be really vulgar
    I'm not that impressed
    if only haikus
    were actually cheeseburgers
    om nom nom nom nom
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    if only haikus
    were actually cheeseburgers
    om nom nom nom nom
    if haikus were food
    and needed five-seven-five
    you might

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    i feel like people
    are finding it difficult
    to stick to the theme

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    First Love

    Colours of your face
    Reflect, glowing in my eyes
    My television
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    i feel like people
    are finding it difficult
    to stick to the theme
    March first through March fourth
    After the fifth it's free day
    Moderation fail

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    i wonder why do
    i even bother; that's it
    hitting dusty trail

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    Back on the topic,
    I hit your mom's dusty trail
    Ha, suck it Trebek

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    doomed from the start
    was never going to happen
    someone please kill me
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    she'd hair of red flame.
    i entered her soft, one night;
    oh arson, my sweet
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I would moderate,
    All of these posts in here,
    I'm no funsucker.

    Everyone's deviated from the theme, and MPR hasn't had a new weekly haiku thread, so I guess just have fun in here(AG needs a post count thread anyways)
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I would moderate,
    All of these posts in here,
    I'm no funsucker.

    Everyone's deviated from the theme, and MPR hasn't had a new weekly haiku thread, so I guess just have fun in here(AG needs a post count thread anyways)
    i didn't

    edit: oh the theme was sex, i thought it was love...close enough.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Rice Queen added a new theme (first love)

    All of my contributions have been "proper" haikus, not just 5-7-5 cumshots
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    haiku elitist
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    what's a proper Haiku? I thought a 5-7-5(and a cumshot...) was a proper haiku.... or do you mean 'proper' as in the first and second line go together and the second and third go together?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    First love

    Sun rising at dawn
    Great adventures filled the day
    The sun always sets

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    NEW THEME FOR MARCH 26 TO APR 1ST: SPRING
    Well start of a new week! New theme is the spring season!

    pollen in my nose
    sneezing uncontrollably
    in doors playing games
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    warm weather sun shine
    flowers on the trees blooming
    bees come fuck you up

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    finally warm out
    welcome to indiana
    god damn it's hot out

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    we have two seasons
    summer and faggot winter
    south will rise again

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    We had an autumn,
    So warm it could have been spring,
    Welcome to summer.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    hey! vengeful scars, can
    you please change the thread topic?
    thank you, and fuck spring!
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    It seems a supermod,
    Or Woofness Changed it first,
    I am not needed.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    I'm not really sure
    we ever had a winter
    it went: fall then spring.

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    spring a ding-a-ling
    turning this back to hot sex
    laid I need to get

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