properly titled Eccentric as Fuck

I am Jacks Complete Lack of Self Control.

Let's get naked at a party,
Naked at Arby's
Fuck that place let's go to Hardee's.

Let's get naked at the pool again,
Party with some hooligans,
Fuck that shit, let's shoot some heroin.

Let's fuck in the classroom,
Fuck you with a broom,
Suck my dick while I'm playing Doom.

Fuck you on a freighter,
Want me to fuck you later?
Fuck you bitch, you ain't nothin but a hater.

Dance with my pants off,
Dance with Laura Croft,
Let's get naked in the loft.

Go to an elementary school,
Play some naked pool,
Get kicked out by the principal.

Party with a mop,
Get into a fist fight with a cop,
Fuck that Fourteen year old, and make her cherry pop.

Let's drink some drugs,
Smoke some bugs,
Fuck this shit, dance on a rug.

Make a mixed drink, spiked with my cum,
Throw a bag of coke in your mouth to make it numb,
I'm the genius in this world, and you're all just dumb.

In the mental institution,
Gettin' the nurses all turned on again,
Fuck a catatonic schizophrenic with my foot in her shit bin.

Let's go naked at the zoo,
Watch what animals do,
Get in the lion's cage and eat their food.

Fucking with a nurse,
Got laid in a hearse,
Go back in time and rewrite a verse.

Went to the graveyard,
Had sex with a corpse's back door,
Met a grave digger and stole his car.

Crashed into a cop car,
Didn't make it very far,
He tazed my nuts when I got hard.

Now I'm in the prison,
Can't find any women,
My celly dropped his soap, Let's do it all over again.