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Ok, for a forum which is so anti-emo there seems to be a hell of a lot of depressive "oh I'm so lonely and my life is horrible and I hate you" poetry so I thought I'd post some less-than-serious stuff.
These are all written by me. I'm no copypasta yo. I have more somewhere, might post them if I can find them.
There was an old preacher from Malta
Attracted to boys of the altar
He'd touch and molest
But since they confessed
His clergy is now in Gibraltar
There once was a guy from Maritius
Whose sperm was bizarrely nutritious
When girls sucked his dick
It made them feel sick
Cos it certainly wasn't delicious!
Bob was a barber from Slough
Or at least he was - he's not now.
He seemed like a curse
Cos his customers
Left holding their ears saying "Ow"
Last edited by simonj; 11-26-2008 at 12:04 PM.
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