Thread: Limericks

Originally Posted by Think

Whilst laying down getting a tan
two parents lost Maddy McCann
in the heat of the moment
she forgot what no meant
and now she's dead, raped in Japan

Mostly due to their charm and their haste
few note limerick's inherent bad taste
but revise my writing
you'll notice it's frightening
the subject on which it is based

Speaking of being quite lewd
Imagine a lactating dude,
you're shitting on his head
now raping him dead
Yeah, limericks are often way crude

there once was a poaster called think
who was teetering right on the brink
of being too sick
and appearing thick
by letting his standards sink