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    So recently a few months ago I taught myself how to solve a Rubik's and surprisingly it's fucking easy. Although I guess it shouldn't be too shocking since there are hundreds of videos on youtube of young children solving the Rubik's cube. Anyway, on occasion I've solved the cube in front of people and I always get these stares of amazement, like I'm a fuckin genius.

    So that got me thinking, what are some other easy things to learn that seem to impress people?

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    finishing a job from soft to cleanup in 60 seconds
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    bonus: at that point you can claim to be making $3000 per hour
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Twisting off a bottle cap with your arm and/or opening a bottle cap with your hands

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    that's not that impressive if it's a twist-off
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    stand up comedy
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    I dunno. My stand up didn't seem to impress anyone.

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    Learn enough about chess to realize how horrible you are at it. Then play your friends and relatives. They will be blown away.

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    chord-plonking my way through songs on the piano (i don't know how to play piano but i can hear chords and melodies)

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    labi-stretching
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I usually just whip out my dique.
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    i'm gonna rape you

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    I think all children have the capacity for autism

    if you want an autistic child you just have to nurture that shit

    these kids with rubiks cubes are headed straight into asperger valley

    boom, now their parents have a free calculator

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    I usually just whip out my dique at the Small Penis Hall of Fame.
    fixed that for ya




    KT, learn a few "bar magic tricks", they are super simple to learn and there is no better audience than a couple of drunks, provided your trick "cleans up easily" so they can't grab a prop or something from you and see how you did it

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    give them tickets
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    that is undoubtedly the best use of ass-to-ass ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post
    I think all children have the capacity for autism

    if you want an autistic child you just have to nurture that shit

    these kids with rubiks cubes are headed straight into asperger valley

    boom, now their parents have a free calculator
    my calculator played pong

    can yours?
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    my calculator played pong

    can yours?
    it gets distracted trying to line up the paddles

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    mine had mario and mega man
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    fuck yes.

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    Smartphones killed the calculator game market

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    make a calculator emulator for smart phones
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I dunno about you, but almost all of my calculator games were emulations of other games.

    So yeah shitface, that sounds like a great idea.

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    we must go deeper
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    That's so meta

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    you know, i heard sucking diques impresses most people
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I dunno about you, but almost all of my calculator games were emulations of other games.

    So yeah shitface, that sounds like a great idea.

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    1. the act of emulating or imitating

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    1. the act of emulating or imitating
    Emulator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    In computing, an emulator is hardware and/or software that duplicates (or emulates) the functions of a first computer system in a different second computer system, so that the behavior of the second system closely resembles the behavior of the first system. This focus on exact reproduction of external behavior is in contrast to some other forms of computer simulation, in which an abstract model of a system is being simulated. For example, a computer simulation of a hurricane or a chemical reaction is not emulation.


    the word you're looking for is "port" or "re-make"



    AAAA FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA THAT'S IT I'M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT

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    ok there. fuck that shit.

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    Good work guys.

    DaiTengu, this thread was an elaborate scheme to get you to fix/remove the wikipedia link bullshit.

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    well im not impressed
    oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    So recently a few months ago I taught myself how to solve a Rubik's and surprisingly it's fucking easy. Although I guess it shouldn't be too shocking since there are hundreds of videos on youtube of young children solving the Rubik's cube. Anyway, on occasion I've solved the cube in front of people and I always get these stares of amazement, like I'm a fuckin genius.

    So that got me thinking, what are some other easy things to learn that seem to impress people?
    Who the fuck does solving a rubik's cube impress? 1st graders?

    here are some tips to impressing people:
    1. put away the fucking rubik's cube
    2. dress snazzy
    3. speak only when spoken to
    4. Keep calm

    and the golden rule:
    don't be a dumbass

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    haters gon' hate
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    dark llama breaks the golden rule itt

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    dark llama breaks the golden rule itt
    its ok you broke the ugly rule

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    i like how rule 3 implies that we should never speak to anyone else, ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by dark llama View Post
    Who the fuck does solving a rubik's cube impress? 1st graders?

    here are some tips to impressing people:
    1. put away the fucking rubik's cube
    2. dress snazzy
    3. speak only when spoken to
    4. Keep calm

    and the golden rule:
    don't be a dumbass
    While we're on the subject of things that won't impress people


    I'd like to talk about


    your posting.

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    HOLY CRAP GUYS I JUST DRANK SOME REAL LIFE ALCOHOL
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    That was a brilliant ideas. Thanks for sharing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Platzen500 View Post
    That was a brilliant ideas. Thanks for sharing!
    if you can tell me you're a human being, I'll believe you

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    I'm 15 with a learner's permit, smoke weed, don't pay attention to the teachers because I'm smarter than them and I'll be fine, my parents are losers, so hey girl, wanna go out with me and play some Dance Dance Revolution at the arcade?
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