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    Default So I did another thing to the forums.

    I got sick of spammers signing up and just putting spam links in their signatures.

    Therefore I've disabled signatures for registered users.


    However, if you've been here more than 30 days and have more than 30 posts, you'll be able to edit your signature.


    fuck spammers.

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    Also, I just wiped out OVER 9000 signatures from the "Registered Users" group.

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    no, really, it was like 9206.



    Code:
    mysql> UPDATE
        ->  usertextfield
        -> LEFT JOIN
        ->  user
        -> ON
        ->  user.userid = usertextfield.userid
        -> SET
        ->  signature = ''
        -> WHERE
        ->  user.usergroupid = 2;
    Query OK, 9206 rows affected (0.33 sec)
    Rows matched: 9221  Changed: 9206  Warnings: 0

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    oh
    oh

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    itt daitengu shows off his new found sql skillz
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    people have signatures enabled?

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    oh
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    ho
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    If spammers motivated you to remove their signatures, then what would you do for a klondike bar?
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    If spammers motivated you to remove their signatures, then what would you do for a klondike bar?
    is it sugar free?

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    I did not know such a thing existed, but yes, it is a sugar free Klondike bar.
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    BUT WHAT IS USERGROUPID 2?!?!?!

    Also feel free to delete my signature (tricked ya fooled ya)

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    WELP

    THERE'S GOES MY PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME



    GWAHIR'S CLICK-THROUGH RATE ALONE PAID FOR MY JAG


    PANDAS
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    WELP

    THERE'S GOES MY PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME



    GWAHIR'S CLICK-THROUGH RATE ALONE PAID FOR MY JAG
    today i learned the J and F keys are closer together on the keyboard than I thought, nice typo

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    "Paid for" must be autocorrect for "is a"

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    is a my jag
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    if you uncle jag was stuck on a roof would you help your uncle jag off
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    testing to see if I have a sig and to see what that sig is (if I have a sig, that is)
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit
    QFT
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    if you uncle jag was stuck on a roof would you help your uncle jag off
    i get it


    realated, looks like a masturbating panda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    i get it


    realated, looks like a masturbating panda
    that only looks like a masturbating panda if pandas penises grow from their ears.

    and are invisible

    and very, very long.

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    i wouldn't say masturbating but he is waving his panda penis like he doesn't have a care in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    today i learned the J and F keys are closer together on the keyboard than I thought, nice typo
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    "Paid for" must be autocorrect for "is a"
    Gwahir's click-through rate alone is a fag

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    is a my jag

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    daaaaaaaaaaamn jerry

    you jumped in the river for a burrito? what would you do for a klondike bar, kill your wife?
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    no that panda is on its knees giving a standing panda a handjob

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    also awesome parks and rex quote

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    Default Re: So I did another thing to the forums.


    Gwahir's click-through rate alone is a fag

    is a my jag
    This is a good start to CD's theme song.

    In the style of Johnny Cash.

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    i like grape leaves stuffed with currants goat cheese and chopped nuts

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    woah. 7 months without a peep and suddenly DICKSTIVERS OUT OF NOWHERE

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    +rep DS
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    Default Re: So I did another thing to the forums.

    i like grape leaves stuffed with currants goat cheese and chopped nuts

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    That does sound like a good combo for stuffing grape leaves. I probably have to sub raisins for currants tho

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