Me:
Forgive me God, for I have sinned
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jason
God:
Nice to meet you, Jason.
Me:
You too.
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Oh thanks.
God:
Next question?
Me:
I'm a back alley abortionist, will you forgive me?
God:
You are a back alley abortionist will me forgive you? Does it pay well?
Me:
Well, actually yes.
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well yes.
God:
Well what?
Me:
Yes?
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I try to.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
Pretty fun, you just jam a rusty clothes hanger in there and yank out the fetus
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Now you're just repeating me.
God:
Why now? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
Well to be honest man, I am an alien, I mean a robot. Yeah an alien robot.
God:
Well that's okay. Are you honest man you are an alien you mean a robot ? Pardon me? How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?
Me:
How much would you pay big boy?
God:
Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
Me:
Well how about hj cost calculations?
God:
How about that. How about it.
Me:
I'll give you one for $5
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Even God turns me down, I give up on life.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Suicide
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
See you in a minute
God:
Goodbye.