Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer
God:
OK I will call you Lucifer.
Me:
Does that name ring a bell?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
clear
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Well, you are the one who did it
God:
How about that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So... you are not the only god?
God:
Gee. That's only your opinion.
Me:
No it's not, you just said "surely I am not the only one."
God:
Are you serious? What is it?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
fail
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Lucifer.