i dont expect anyone to read it but everyone else is posting theirs!



Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
dustin, shouldnt you know that?
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
what that makes no sense maybe theres a different version of english you speak called god english
God:
that makes no sense maybe there a different version of english me speak called god english something.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
can i have money?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
oh for stuff and stuff
God:
Ayuh. Your purpose is stuff and stuff.
Me:
yeah
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
bills
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
well of course
God:
It goes without saying. Well what?
Me:
that you dont know what bills are
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
you're a nice guy god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a guy god? Yes.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
uhm
God:
You think uhm is superior to ALICE?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Ah.
Me:
is alice hot
God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Me:
oh so shes with you right now?
God:
At this moment Gosh! Whoa. with me is she?
Me:
you are one crazy god, god
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.