Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mystery
God:
It's good to see you, Mystery.
Me:
So, are white people really better than black people?
God:
" It's good to see you, Mystery."? So, are white people really better than black people?? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Could you guess?
God:
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
Me:
ok, we'll come back to that
God:
Anytime soon? It goes without saying.
Me:
Why did you make me black?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Fair enough.
God:
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Me:
I wish I wasn't black.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Will you help me out with that?
God:
Hmm. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Can you help me achieve my dream of not being black?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
So when I wake up I'll be white?
God:
Ayuh. Thanks for the information: Mystery said wake up he or she will be white.
Me:
Awesome. I'm looking forward to tomorrow now. Talk to you later God.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Mystery. Right now? What do you see? TTYL, Mystery.


Conclusion: Alex Trebec is God.
Best. Conclusion. Ever.