Thread: Happy Thanksgiving!

Dear Baby Jesus,

I'd like to take a moment to thank the Lord for this bountiful meal we are about to eat today. I'd like to thank you for providing us with the turkey farms and the people who run the turkey farms. I'd like to thank you for the people who built the machines that put them red cranberry things in cans and when you dump it out of a can it still retains the can shape. I'd like to thank you for the Packers winning over the Lions though I'm kind of upset that you let Nickleback play but of course I understand the Lord works in mysterious ways. Finally, I'd like to thank you for just being a great guy and making sure America is still number 1. Thank you.

Amen.



Enjoy your Turkey. 8^]

what are you talking about thanksgiving was last month

xgiving next month

shitgiving is never

It wasn't a genocide... it was more a conveniently deadly pandemic.