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    didnt read any of this thread but LMFAO:

    Gee I'm not sure how to volumize you're hair. Maybe you could channel your Chi.
    You mean a chi flat iron? They straighten or curl your hair. My hair is so curly. I mean maybe I have to get it wavy. I'm not sure how to. I don't think I want to make my hair any curlier than it already is. And well her hair isn't exactly straight in the picture. I don't really know.
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    hey satori here is a suggestion no one else made

    wash and brush your hair daily.
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    you'd be nothing without me KT
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    so i demand at least 85%
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    I can live with that.

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    You might be right.

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    Satori don't stop washing you hair, that's a dumb idea.

    Always use shampoo, but it's best if you use conditioner less often. Maybe every other time you wash your hair.

    Dry shampoo is more for when you don't have time to do your hair. Seeing how you don't have a job to worry about, I'm sure you have plenty of time to have a goddamn shower.
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    Maybe you should get a lesbian haircut and then you'll have more luck with da ladies

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    When I had short hair everyone assumed I was a lesbian. Also it's actually more work to style short hair than it is long hair.
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    Satori doesn't really strike me as a person who styles her hair.

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    That's true.
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    Maybe she should strike you.

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    Satori should lash out at people more, that would be funny.

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    Of course you have to do your fucking hair satori, it won't make itself look good no matter who you are.

    Using just shampoo is fine, but follow up with conditioner every once in a while. Brush your hair after you shower, straighten it, curl it. DON'T JUST BLOW DRY IT AND LEAVE IT. IT WILL LOOK LIKE SHIT.

    Who am I kidding though, I doubt you even dry it.
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    I don't style my hair and it looks fine.

    Satori, have you tried pulling you hair into a pony tail? That might work for you. But you need to wait until your hair is completely dried.

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    Go to walmart.. get a ten dollar blow dryer. Then get a Torlen straightener (they are the best I have used to date).

    KT. I feel as though your hair is in a style that you don't need to style it..

    but I mean it never hurts to put a little effort in..
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    I don't do much to my appearance but I mean come on... it doesn't take that long to do your goddamn hair.
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    This is really upsetting me
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    Wow you ladies get super emotional about your hair.

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    I'M NOT EMOTIONAL
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    I see it this way. On a daily basis I can either do my hair or do my make up and I choose make up.

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    How much make up do you put on? I use eyeliner and mascara and it takes me 2 minutes.
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    Maybe Satorie applies to jobs she is in no way qualified to have?
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    I'm sure she's more than qualified for every job she's applied for.

    Why else would she apply?

    Oh wait.
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    Satori doesn't strike me as the type of person who's qualified to do anything.

    I feel bad making fun of her, but it's so easy.

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    She isn't real dude.

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    Yeah she is. Remember I have pics to prove it. $10 per pic.

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    If she's real I'm going to need her IP Address...
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    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    How much do I get?

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    I don't style my hair. I just use shampoo and conditioner and I let it dry (it takes hours to dry)

    also, satori, quit using dry shampoo. especially on days you have interviews. It's no wonder you don't have a job.


    Also, I tie my hair back all the time when it's wet. Then at the end of the day when it dries out, I take the hair tie out and it's all wavy.

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    Goddamn, now I wanna talk about when I had long hair.

    But I don't anymore, it's probably like a 7 or so on the guides you use to buzz hair.
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    I need to chop a good 6-8 inches off my hair. it's getting too long.

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    Well it looks like it's time to get your hair did.

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    Put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

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    Girl I'll do your hair for free ninety nine.

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    Oh for the love of fuck
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    It hurts my brain.

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    Still super emotional about your hair?

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