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    Question Hair help please?

    My hair doesn't always turn out how I want.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 12:33 AM.

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    Pick it out.

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    Satori, I am a time traveler from the future, the purpose I was sent back was to tell you today that your hair looks wonderful as it is and probably smells good too.

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    (o)(o) ?

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    Satoriee, post pictures of your body nude, that may have been a reason.

    Also, the link you posted goes to your forum with a link, that goes to a 404 error, so we can't see.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    And the mystery continues.

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    emo hair

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    scroll down

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    Here is what you do. Get some hair spray and saturate your hair with it. Make sure every part gets totally wet with the hair spray. Then take a lighter and burn just the tips. Just the tips now. With it being wet it will give sort of a sexy smooth look.

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    learn to take photos like a human being not blurred closeups that we can't tell anything from.

    and yeah a full nude body shot would also give us some valuable insight as to why you didn't get the job.
    i know about these things, i'm employed.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    scroll down
    Oh is that her hair? I thought it was a golden retriever's hair she was trying to untangle
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Canadian Husky

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    also satori i refuse to believe that you are not also ohhsnap
    oh

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    I can't fucking stand it
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    IT HAS ITS OWN MESSAGE BOARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Just shut the fuck up you stupid fucking cunt.

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    Yeah I was just joking about you setting yourself on fire. Kind of. But still you are a dumbass cunt.

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    Satori... it has everything to do with them hiring you. They said the may not like your hair, but really what they were saying is they didn't think you were sexy enough to work there. So, let us see and we'll give some pointers
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    apparently I went over 4k posts without realizing it
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    What's the policy on flaming around here? Because if I recall correctly, Satori used to be a flaming idiot. It would seem that not much has changed.

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    It's a little more loose than it was on LWS. You can do it out of flames as long as it isn't excessive. But I'm not a mod so you may want to wait until one of them comes in.

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    Satori is one of our best posters.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    Satori is one of our best posters.
    ...are you trying to get me to stay? Because that's not helping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    Satori is one of our only posters.
    oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    Satori is one of our lonely posters.

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    only lonely posters are Satori
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    I just don't get how you are here, Satori. I'm truly sorry if you are a real person, but you're annoying as shit.
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    I just don't get how you are here, Satori. I'm truly sorry if you are a real person, but you're annoyingentertaining as shit.
    fix'd

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    No, you messed it up. It's pathetic and judging by this thread she's run out of stuff to be dumb about and is going through them all again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    No, you messed it up. It's pathetic and judging by this thread she's run out of stuff to be dumb about and is going through them all again.
    Wow, you seem really angry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    I just don't get how you are here, Satori. I'm truly sorry if you are a real person, but you're annoying as shit.
    Fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    Wow, you seem really angry.
    IkR

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    It didn't seem angry to me, just honest.

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    I must be the only person who honestly likes satori then.

    If she's real, she's entertaining enough to keep me wondering about a multitude of things.

    If she's not real, possibly the best gimmick account ever, apart from maybe gradual_nigger on reddit.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    That's the longest con with no endgame I've ever seen if it's a troll, so Satori has to be real. Which scares me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    I must be the only person who honestly likes satori then.

    If she's real, she's entertaining enough to keep me wondering about a multitude of things.

    If she's not real, possibly the best gimmick account ever, apart from maybe gradual_nigger on reddit.
    I'm with you.

    I don't know what to make of her, so I assume she's real
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    And I'm pretty sure she never notices we talk about her like she's an object, she just sees what she wants
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    She reminds me of another poster on a board I post on, but at least she's nice and seems like a good person. I just can't help be insulted by high levels of stupidity, it's one of my shortcomings.

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    Satori is real and I have pics to prove it

    my pay pal email is [email protected]

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