WA I'll do your hair. I have this signature shampoo I let all the women use.
Don't listen to him satori he's talking about his semen.
I would not like that VS.
Though I love when people brush my hair so if you wanna do that go ahead.
I am not emotional for my hair. Its just satorie. I can't stand her. Not one bit. I fucking hope she's a gimmick. For the good of man kind.
Satori, don't listen to WA. I like you and I think your a cool person.
Have you tried my idea of pulling your hair back in a pony tail? It's a lot less work than actually fixing your hair.
You should definitely actually fix your hair.
Appearance goes a long way Satori. You don't necessarily have to be extremely good looking, but if you look like you take care of yourself and care about your appearance it will do a lot for you.
Well, I'll brush it, like I'm brushing My Little Pony. I'll be all soft and shit. Bitches love it when I brush their hair all soft and shit.
We need to see if you are just not qualified, or too ugly to hire. So we need them nude photographic images of you.
I've already got my pants undone, don't leave me hanging.
I'm pretty sure everybody hates their own voice on voicemail.
I'm actually interested to see a picture of you, since you seem fairly sure that looks are costing you a job. You can have clothes on if you want, though I think I have made my preference obvious.
Yeah post a full shot of you with clothes on. Then A half shot. Then a face shot. If you're as hideous as you seem, I don't want to see that without clothes.
Boobs is boobs, brah.
satoobs
In her defense, she did link to a crappy board that had a crappy picture of a super close up of her hair. If she was as dumb as she comes off, that's what she'd do.
Satori, did you know WA is bisexual? That means you should put the moves on her when she does finally visit. You know she's just playing hard to get.
Back on topic. Satori, have you tried any of our suggestions yet?
I HAVE NEVER TAKEN A BATH IN MY LIFE
no parents no rules
thats what i always say
1) i knew when i saw this thread title it was either satori or mpr wanting to emo his hair
1.5) i'm not reading this whole thread fyi
2) satori is not a troll, she's a new style of long-form performance art
3) satori uhh do you wash your hair (i think lesbians prefer dirty hair but i'm not sure you have to look that up)
Curly. Duh.
God, how.do you not know everything about satori's hair situation by now.
wash your hair every day unless you want to be a skanky whore
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I don't wash my hair every day...does that make me a skanky young lady?
i definitely don't wash my hair every day, i don't even take showers every day
i haven't shaved in like 2 weeks, because i haven't felt like it, i'm all hairy and gross, it's super hot.
i wash my hair like once a week WHO CaRES MY GIRLFRIEND/MOM DON'T GIVE A SHIT LOL
Proper use of the slash would be "My motorcycle/shit kicking boots." What you're trying to say is my girlfriend or mom doesn't care...
Intrigue ITT
Try herbal essences hair mask! It's so good for sorting out the curls and making your hair look mega healthy and shiny... if your hair is short then try growing it longer, will be easier to do more stuff to it
Was the regular stuff just water? or mud?
YO HO YO HO
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i wash my hair every day
you people are gross
and i am hairy
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
and gross
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
I'm net
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