Hair help please?

**Satori_Everything** · 12-01-2011, 06:26 PM

My hair doesn't always turn out how I want.

**piranhas** · 12-01-2011, 06:40 PM

Pick it out.

**piranhas** · 12-01-2011, 07:02 PM

http://www.ehow.com/how_4494632_pick-afro.html

**thank mr skeltal** · 12-01-2011, 09:01 PM

Satori, I am a time traveler from the future, the purpose I was sent back was to tell you today that your hair looks wonderful as it is and probably smells good too.

**thank mr skeltal** · 12-01-2011, 09:02 PM

(o)(o) ?

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-01-2011, 11:07 PM

Satoriee, post pictures of your body nude, that may have been a reason.

Also, the link you posted goes to your forum with a link, that goes to a 404 error, so we can't see.

**Atomic** · 12-01-2011, 11:13 PM

And the mystery continues.

**lol** · 12-02-2011, 03:19 AM

emo hair

**mutton** · 12-02-2011, 03:59 AM

scroll down

**Atomic** · 12-02-2011, 08:43 AM

Here is what you do. Get some hair spray and saturate your hair with it. Make sure every part gets totally wet with the hair spray. Then take a lighter and burn just the tips. Just the tips now. With it being wet it will give sort of a sexy smooth look.

**ShitFace** · 12-02-2011, 11:25 AM

learn to take photos like a human being not blurred closeups that we can't tell anything from.

and yeah a full nude body shot would also give us some valuable insight as to why you didn't get the job.
i know about these things, i'm employed.

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-02-2011, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by mutton

scroll down

Oh is that her hair? I thought it was a golden retriever's hair she was trying to untangle

**Atomic** · 12-02-2011, 01:50 PM

Canadian Husky

**Hippocrass** · 12-02-2011, 02:53 PM

also satori i refuse to believe that you are not also ohhsnap

**WellAdjusted** · 12-02-2011, 03:06 PM

I can't fucking stand it

**Mad Pino Rage** · 12-02-2011, 03:07 PM

IT HAS ITS OWN MESSAGE BOARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

**Atomic** · 12-02-2011, 07:11 PM

Just shut the fuck up you stupid fucking cunt.

**Atomic** · 12-02-2011, 07:57 PM

Yeah I was just joking about you setting yourself on fire. Kind of. But still you are a dumbass cunt.

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-02-2011, 09:15 PM

Satori... it has everything to do with them hiring you. They said the may not like your hair, but really what they were saying is they didn't think you were sexy enough to work there. So, let us see and we'll give some pointers

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-02-2011, 09:16 PM

apparently I went over 4k posts without realizing it

**yrogerg123** · 12-03-2011, 02:10 AM

What's the policy on flaming around here? Because if I recall correctly, Satori used to be a flaming idiot. It would seem that not much has changed.

**Atomic** · 12-03-2011, 08:13 AM

It's a little more loose than it was on LWS. You can do it out of flames as long as it isn't excessive. But I'm not a mod so you may want to wait until one of them comes in.

**ShitFace** · 12-03-2011, 10:33 AM

Satori is one of our best posters.

**yrogerg123** · 12-03-2011, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by ShitFace

Satori is one of our best posters.

...are you trying to get me to stay? Because that's not helping.

**Hippocrass** · 12-03-2011, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by ShitFace

Satori is one of our only posters.

**Atomic** · 12-03-2011, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Hippocrass

Originally Posted by ShitFace

Satori is one of our lonely posters.

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-03-2011, 03:03 PM

only lonely posters are Satori

**WellAdjusted** · 12-03-2011, 03:23 PM

I just don't get how you are here, Satori. I'm truly sorry if you are a real person, but you're annoying as shit.

**DaiTengu** · 12-03-2011, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

I just don't get how you are here, Satori. I'm truly sorry if you are a real person, but you're annoyingentertaining as shit.

fix'd

**Atomic** · 12-03-2011, 03:40 PM

No, you messed it up. It's pathetic and judging by this thread she's run out of stuff to be dumb about and is going through them all again.

**DaiTengu** · 12-03-2011, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic

No, you messed it up. It's pathetic and judging by this thread she's run out of stuff to be dumb about and is going through them all again.

Wow, you seem really angry.

**yrogerg123** · 12-03-2011, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

I just don't get how you are here, Satori. I'm truly sorry if you are a real person, but you're annoying as shit.

Fact.

**Atomic** · 12-03-2011, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by DaiTengu

Wow, you seem really angry.

IkR

**yrogerg123** · 12-03-2011, 04:07 PM

It didn't seem angry to me, just honest.

**ShitFace** · 12-03-2011, 07:26 PM

I must be the only person who honestly likes satori then.

If she's real, she's entertaining enough to keep me wondering about a multitude of things.

If she's not real, possibly the best gimmick account ever, apart from maybe gradual_nigger on reddit.

**yrogerg123** · 12-03-2011, 09:42 PM

That's the longest con with no endgame I've ever seen if it's a troll, so Satori has to be real. Which scares me.

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-03-2011, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by ShitFace

I must be the only person who honestly likes satori then.

If she's real, she's entertaining enough to keep me wondering about a multitude of things.

If she's not real, possibly the best gimmick account ever, apart from maybe gradual_nigger on reddit.

I'm with you.

I don't know what to make of her, so I assume she's real

**Vengeful Scars** · 12-03-2011, 10:47 PM

And I'm pretty sure she never notices we talk about her like she's an object, she just sees what she wants

**yrogerg123** · 12-03-2011, 11:22 PM

She reminds me of another poster on a board I post on, but at least she's nice and seems like a good person. I just can't help be insulted by high levels of stupidity, it's one of my shortcomings.