1) I've just recently started saying 'Old Lady', it's part of the vernacular I picked up in jail. It's terrible, but it'll pass one day soon.
2) I originally didn't care about marriage, as I am an Atheist, and I see marriage as a religious things(aside from taxes etc)
3) My girlfriend, also an atheist, apparently doesn't feel the same way, so we planned on getting married 12/21/12
4)I've been with her for almost 7 years, I can call her little boy if I want to.
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