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    Warning: Contains less lunacy now that Bachmann is out.

    Will Gingrich divorce reality next by claiming to be a shoe in? Will Santorum let his position slip, due to the lube and faeces, through his fingers? Will Hermain Cain re-enter the race like he re-entered all those women?

    Who's going to call it?
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    Ron Paul

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    I've got a pole they can survey
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    the three candidates who all openly said God told them to run for president have dropped out after Iowa

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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Every tweet about the 2012 election should hashtagged #thisissostupid

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    I don't understand how you foreigners know so much about American politics. I barely know who you elect as prime minister.

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    australia elected a woman for some reason
    (the reason was that they were all drunk)
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    #thisissostupid because our media tells us what's going on outside of our bubble. I'm trying to remain ignorant but I keep getting told stuff.
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    A welsh woman.

    KT the reason is your political scene is so polemical. So you get ultra conservative media battling it out against the "mainstream" which is pretty damned liberal. So you get to have shows like the daily show and colbert report.

    If we had nightly satirical news programmes, they'd be full of local news about road detrunking or stolen scrap metal. big stories like the phone haking are quite rare. plus, we have laws requiring impartiality. thats why hilary clinton thinks the bbc is one of the best news organisations. but this limits the lulz we get from them. additionally, we have laws that mean footage from government (houses of parliament, leveson inquiry etc.) cannot be shown for the purposes of satire. it would seem that britain has lost its sense of humour altogether.

    The closest thing we have is charlie brookers annual review of international news. (i wholehertedly reccomend watching it. just youtube 2011Wipe) A little bit more serious and to the point than the daily show and colbert, but he is satirising a whole year in under an hour.

    the US is just more interesting. It also lets itself be ridiculed, which is a good thing i think, becoming one of the many ways to keep your government in check. The UK has a higher voter turnout percentage, but I would argue that those voters are much less knowledgable (or rather interested) in the issues at hand. We dont care who we elect because all the parties are centrist and they will all bugger something up. Our government can create peers WILLY NILLY to sit in the house of lords and pass legislation through the upper house, in effect bypassing them. The PM has no veto power, but provided that he controls his Cabinet, maintains party discipline, and has a majority in the commons, the Prime Minister will be assured of passing his legislative agenda. Which is not nearly as exciting as filibusters, executive orders and the year long electoral campaigns.

    We hardly keep up with our PM's either. All we have to remember is that they will be some public (which means private) shoolboy, who went to an elite university, lacks any military experience, leadership skills or really common sense and it will be up to the population to try again in four years, which only results in us making a mess of cleaning a mess. But debt ceiling deadlines, now they are exciting...
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    honestly i don't think canada has had a prime minister since at least '86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    honestly i don't think canada has had a prime minister since at least '86
    Isn't Stephen Harper Canada's PM?

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    He looks like a faggot
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    Also MPR I'm going through your pictures because I feel like being weird.
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    I learned things. Mutton is asian.

    WA has about 1000 pictures, and I'd still put things inside her.

    Trottski is a chubby/thick ginger.

    There were other things I learned, but I smoked too much weed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    Isn't Stephen Harper Canada's PM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    australia elected a woman for some reason
    (the reason was that they were all drunk)
    the reason was her opposition

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    okay

    1. i am overjoyed bachmann got her crazy ass out of there

    2. perry, you're next, even though i'd make out with him

    3. mitt romney would be a perfect actor for a movie president. as the real president, i'm not on board

    4. ron paul

    5. gingrich was not too bad in the beginning but now he's going against everything he used to say in earlier debates, like "hey why you pittin' us all against each other" and now he's verbally bitchslapping romney and santorum

    6. santorum was always like "hey guys can i play too" and now he's riding this recent influx. i do not forsee a president santorum

    7. jon huntsman is the only moderate but he's a bit like a creepy uncle and doesn't really have enough balls

    8. there's too many fucking gop debates

    9. i'm glad i got promoted to regionals and won't have to deal with writing about the debates anymore

    10. in short, holy fuck am i worried obama's gonna get reelected, and i wish chris christie/marco rubio ran as pres and vice pres.
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    Yeah you said that the other night but I still don't believe Romney isn't the best choice.

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    Rick Santorum

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    atmosfear i never told you i'd make out with rick perry

    or did i
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    I like Obama and think he'll do better in a second term.
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    I dislike Obama and doubt he'll do better but I'd rather have him than any of the republican nominees.

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    for whatever reason, after everything, i still find myself a fan of the big O

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    I like Obama as a person (he's very amiable) but as a Democrat president, he's absolute shit.

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    man i am so glad i dont have to deal with whoever is the next president
    oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    for whatever reason, after everything, i still find myself a fan of the big O
    have you been following his pitiful career? He's been about as effective as a child

    also, my vote would've gone to vermin supreme
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    Jesus, he's been less effective than a child. At least a child knows how to get his way.

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    at least a child occasionally wants something sensible
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    Vote Newt Gingrich(lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    have you been following his pitiful career? He's been about as effective as a child

    also, my vote would've gone to vermin supreme
    I don't know about that. He's done a lot to appease and disappoint all parties responsible for putting him in a premier seat of power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    have you been following his pitiful career? He's been about as effective as a child
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    What has he done for me lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    right, because all those things came directly from obama and weren't a joint effort by the house, the senate, and vetoing power by the prez.
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    his signature legislation has been effectively abolished by allowing states to determine how much of it applies

    his approach to playing chicken with national debt was the bend over and concede to the republicans by huge margins

    he didn't veto the NDAA, something that must've been fantastic for his image, resurrecting the Patriot Act, George W.'s signature legislation

    but he assassinated a sick old man, though, so he's cool, right? btw 3/4 first things on that site were all about obamacare, which is never going to be thoroughly implemented.

    edit:

    Provided stimulus funding to boost private sector spaceflight programs
    THANKS, OBAMA. YOU'RE DYING OF DEBT, BUT YOU'RE STIMULLUS FUNDING SPACEFLIGHT PROGRAMS WHILE CUTTING SOCIAL SPENDING.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    THANKS, OBAMA. YOU'RE DYING OF DEBT, BUT YOU'RE STIMULLUS FUNDING SPACEFLIGHT PROGRAMS WHILE CUTTING SOCIAL SPENDING.
    Uh, the space program, if you were to look at its entire total budget since conception costs less than one year of military spending.
    Tax expenditures for NASA consist of one-half of one percent of each tax dollar.

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    right, because all those things came directly from obama and weren't a joint effort by the house, the senate, and vetoing power by the prez.
    There exist presidential directives.
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