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    Nick, you are going to have to come with us.
    well, now i know who's gimmick this is
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Why would the clandestine services be involved anyways

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    daneen
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    i am a 22 year old virgin
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    You wish
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    correct because i am still 21
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    21 yo virgin
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    Show me the proof.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    incoming MaescePaint ID
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    nothing pops when a guy loses his virginity
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Except when he looses his butt virginity... Nothing poops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    Show me the proof.
    trust me, bro, this is absolutely true
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    I'm thoroughly confused with Satori. although she sounds like a gimmick (an awesome, delicious gimmick!), the IP addresses don't match up to anyone else on this forum. not even remotely.

    (no proxies were harmed in the checking of this information. and by harmed, I mean used.)

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    it's because she's not a gimmick

    or if she is, it's a scale of brilliance far beyond any mortal man
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    she doesn't have a random gimmick? So not a proxy I guess... maybe she's an account someone uses when she goes out of town/state....
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    that's fuckin dedication....wait what the fuck are points
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    I'm about 75% certain Satori is a real person.

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    there's still room for error though
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    After further review, I am now 100% certain Satori is a real person, independent of everyone else on this forum.

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    I'm 25% certain you are 75% full of shit about being 100% certain about Satorie being for realz
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    you guys are such ignorami
    have you never talked to an autistic person before? people who think a little slower than you? people who take everything at face value?

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    Yes, but it's more fun to think that it's not real than to think it's real and lose all hope in humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    trust me, bro, this is absolutely true
    I will trust when I see the proof. Until then I will continue to believe that this is the best trolling the internet has ever seen.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    I will trust when I see the proof. Until then I will continue to believe that this is the best trolling the internet has ever seen.
    occam's razor, nigga
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    This is like God. I see "proof" but it is not conclusive. Dai Tengu, give me SMod powers for a day so I can see her IPs
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    That's about as likely as Atmosphere writing you a love song.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    you apparently don't know Atmosfear as well as I do
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    oh
    oh

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    damn, maesce, dang

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    maesce. I don't know if that's really Satorie, but I'm waiting for my friendship request to be accepted
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    also, I'm not translating and reading that. gimme a TLR version
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    tl;dr hitler

    and remove your friend request. stop being obvious guys. i posted this for informational purposes only.
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    "This page is in [German] Would you like to translate it? [Translate] [Nope]

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    when you translate the word "German" to english it translates it to the german word for german. (Deutsch)

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    tl;dr hitler

    and remove your friend request. stop being obvious guys. i posted this for informational purposes only.

    We can't be FB friends? That blows. Also she looks a lot like that one pic of you...

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    pretty sure we have now officially chased satori off from this forum.

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    She always comes back. Her internet connection isn't steady.

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    I'm told she's p. upset about the facebook thing.

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    shrug
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    [Always translate German]
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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