The most hilarious thing would be to go through the process normally, call her boss and explain that you don't feel comfortable working with her, and apologize to your agent and ask if he can recommend anyone else.
Cryptically ask her how her sons are doing without giving any indication of who I am
Tell her her sons missed drill last week after they secretly joined the National Guard
Bring up Kent State within earshot of her and say the kids deserved it
Wear the most subliminally offensive t-shirt I can find that only a California Girl would hate
Boast about how nice it will be to go back to eating babies
Mention that the draft is being secretly reinstated, but that due to quality issues, only college students will be drafted
None of your ideas are creative enough, I think you should...(post in comments)
The most hilarious thing would be to go through the process normally, call her boss and explain that you don't feel comfortable working with her, and apologize to your agent and ask if he can recommend anyone else.
I like this the bestOriginally Posted by Fuck you
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