Fortunately, I should have no reason to have to work with the sales manager for my house, since I am renting it out. There is no guarantee I'll even see her, much less talk to her, but the opportunity to do so has me brainstorming ways with which to let her know how she should never lose composure with someone over the phone.

As I stated yesterday, a professional should always find a way to stay polite, especially when talking to someone for the first time. I found it ironic that Hippiebitchmom worked at the same office I went through for my house, and if I planned to sell it I would consider going elsewhere. As it stands, my Realtor is a very polite lady who grew up in the area and has lived here all her life. I won't let a California transplant keep me from dealing with her. The funny thing is, my neighbor lived in California his whole life (as did one of his friends down the street) before he moved here eighteen years ago and is one of the main reasons I plan to retire here. You couldn't ask for a better neighbor or friend.

Maybe I can hire Eric Cartman to deal with her.