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Cryptically ask her how her sons are doing without giving any indication of who I am
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Tell her her sons missed drill last week after they secretly joined the National Guard
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Bring up Kent State within earshot of her and say the kids deserved it
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Wear the most subliminally offensive t-shirt I can find that only a California Girl would hate
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Boast about how nice it will be to go back to eating babies
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Mention that the draft is being secretly reinstated, but that due to quality issues, only college students will be drafted
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