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    Default [the mess hall] [ATKINS] DaiTengu's heart-attack inducing, weight-losing breakfast.

    This is what's so goddamn awesome about a low carb diet:

    Buy a decent polska kielbasa:




    get a few eggs:




    Cut the kielbasa in thirds, store 2/3 of it, and cut the rest up into about 1/4 inch pieces. (basically cut each circle into fourths)

    heat a pan over medium heat, and spray a little Pam in it. Then toss in your kielbasa.

    Occasionally move your kielbasa around in the pan with a spatula.

    Grab some spices. I like Italian seasoning, onion powder, garlic powder, a little all-spice, and some crushed red pepper. Break your 3 eggs into a container, and add about 1/2 to 1 tsp of each. (I'm guessing here, usually I just dump a bunch in).

    Add a small amount of milk to your eggs, probably like 1/8 cup. (this can be skipped, milk has a lot of carbs, but it tends to make your eggs a bit fluffier) .

    add everything into your container and beat those eggs like atmosfear beats his women.


    Once your kielbasa is almost done, turn the heat up to med-high, wait a little bit, and add your eggs and toss like 1/4 cup shredded cheese in.


    Scramble those eggs until they're as scrambled as satori_everything's brains. The put it on a plate.

    If you like, you can toss some ketchup or hot-sauce on top, whatever you desire. on top.


    then you eat it. You'll never be hungry again because it's enough food to feed a small indian village.


    I may edit pictures in here next time i make it.



    For the non-atkins version: add some potatoes or something, i don't know. The Kielbasa can be replaced with smoked sausage or whatever else.



    tl;dr: grab a sausage, some eggs, some spices and throw them in a pan. cook 'em up and enjoy.

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    I don't know how this wound up in CI, I swear I posted it in flames.

    edit: on second thought, I'll leave it in CI.

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    that sounds like when I make my famous "Eggs with shit in them".... that's what I call it, because it's not an omelet, it's just random shit with eggs.

    Good shit.
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    I prefer Omelets but that's just cause I can cook them. It tastes the same as eggs with shit in them. Also I think I have eggs. And some shit to go in them.

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    FYI: just regular water will make your eggs fluffier than milk, in lower quantities.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    I like my eggs like I like my women: over-medium
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    what's the difference between white eggs and brown eggs

    racism
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    i like my women like i like my eggs:
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i like my women like i like my eggs:
    inside me
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i like my women like i like my eggs:
    unfertilized
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i like my women like i like my eggs:
    extra large
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i like my women like i like my eggs:
    thrown at moving cars
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i like my women like i like my eggs:
    freshly laid
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Double yolked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    what's the difference between white eggs and brown eggs

    racism
    The color of the chicken. Also the brown eggs aren't as productive and not many want them around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    thrown at moving cars
    bahahahaahahahahaha
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    I couldn't take this seriously after seeing the first picture.

    I generally don't eat breakfast, as I am rarely awake before 12. (If I am, I have class and am most likely running late)
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    I tend to eat muesli for breakfast and I'm of the opinion that it is somewhat more appropriate for a dieting man than this abomination.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    I'm down 20lbs by eating this. (and steaks)

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    I would like some pictures.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    Yeah, send us some nudes.

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