I've only been in one car crash with another moving vehicle and it was pretty minor. My boyfriend at the time was pulling out of a parking lot into a busy street and somehow was fucking retarded enough to pull right in front of another car. He claims he thought they were turning into the parking lot but I don't believe it. The worst part was he was driving my brother's car that I had borrowed without asking. The funny part was the car we hit was this huge Dodge pickup and it was more fucked up than the relatively tiny Lexus coupe we were in. The police at the scene made a bunch of jokes about that.

I've ran into 2 ditches (once drunk driving, the other going too fast on a country road) and hit plenty of parked cars (mostly while I was still new at driving).