Ok well to start off let me say I now realize I was kind of an asshat about this whole situation, I was young and dumb.

On the last day of school when I was in 8th grade one of the people in my class hosted a pool party, and at this party this chick I didn't even really know asked me if she could me sometime so we could go out over the summer. I didn't know her, she wasn't popular and not all that attractive so my 8th-grade genius mind told her that I don't have a telephone at home, so no, she couldn't call me. She begged and pleaded so I was like ok fine we can go steady or whatever just stop begging please.

At this point I would say "well, long story short" but this is the entire story - we "dated" for 4 months, and in that entire time we talked on the phone maybe two times, went on one "date", bowling, which was super awkward since she had nothing in common to talk about except how "swell" it was "dating" each other, and at the end of the summer I was at a gathering at a female friends house and she was like "you have the dumbest excuse for a relationship ever you moron" so she called up this girl and broke up with her for me over the phone. It was pathetic, and that bowling outing was the worst date I've been on.

We're facebook friends now though so I guess water under the bridge, but luckily she is still awkward and unattractive so I don't have to worry about kicking myself for that one.