My worst date was a trip to CiCi's Pizza. If you don't know CiCi's Pizza, it's a really cheap all you can eat pizza buffet resturant that is filled with fat, poor people and their obnoxious kids. Beforehand I told the guy I wanted to go somewhere low key and by low key I meant like a local diner or something, not freaking white trash city.

So we're in line at the buffet and I notice he only has a tray, no plate. I then watch him proceed to place slices of pizza directly on his tray.

We sit down and have the most boring conversation ever.

This is what I felt like the entire date: