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    Gay i think i've figured out my muppets tattoo; help me decide on it

    i've known i wanted a muppets tattoo for ages (muppets, simpsons and whedon are my remaining to-do tattoos) and i think i would like it to be adapted from this scene



    so here's my attempt at quickly sketching and laying out the characters:

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    i'm thinking inner bicep; what does everyone else think (other than "gayyyyyy")

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    "Stay away from women. That's my motto." "But I can't." "Neither can I; that's my problem." - gwahir

    that's not a gay joke it's a muppet joke (also a gay joke)

    Warned for taking quotes out of context -Gwahir
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    i fixed it

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    well i guess you killed that joke like that guard rail killed fubarbabee
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    get it on your lower back <3

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    No but for real, it's a landscape tattoo, fitting it onto the inside of a bicep is gonna be awkward I would suggest getting it on like your shoulderblades y'know

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    If it was on his back he'd never see it

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    It could look good wrapped over the thigh above the knee,

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    in my mind it's more cartoonified and stylised but i can't draw that so it would still look good small (i did make a version "actual size" and put it against my arm and it worked pretty well)

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    the loin region is large and visible to you... but private

    EDIT: ooo "Oats" (Spider) already suggested it
    Last edited by sycld; 01-07-2013 at 02:43 AM. Reason: Oat's mom


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    why


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    I hope it looks just like that.
    oh

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    it will be in colour and with a fading background it'll be the shape of my bicep man what is with you

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    also whose arm is that

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    Just sayin', gonzo's nose would be the perfect tattoo on your penis.

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    The fact that this wasn't posted in flames has me seriously concerned that this isn't a joke.

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    stivers have you not SEEN my woody hat

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    get it like a tramp stamp, except on the front. under the belly button.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    No way. Get it over the belly button because that's more gangsta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    i've known i wanted a muppets tattoo for ages


    Aussie translation: "I've known that I'm gay since a very young age."

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    even when you make the exact same jokes as everyone else you do them worse

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    get it done along your rectum, they may need to temporarily prolapse it but they can always suture it back in probably
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    get it done along your rectum, they may need to temporarily prolapse it but they can always suture it back in probably
    if not there's a lifetime of colostomy bags and looking like a female baboon in estrus.

    so that's something to show off in your australian bath houses you perverted homosexual freak.


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    Get it on the back of your tricep, it'll hurt like 4 bitches in a bitch boat.

    My money I was saving for my Mark Ryden piece is now being used on my little bastard. So it'll be a while before I get any new ink
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    get it done along your rectum, they may need to temporarily prolapse it but they can always suture it back in probably
    The rectum would make an excellent spot for the campfire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Get it on the back of your tricep, it'll hurt like 4 bitches in a bitch boat.
    already got one there

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    No way. Get it over the belly button because that's more gangsta.
    the whole point is to give his boyfriends something to get excited about
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Straight up don't get that garbage tattoo. You're only allowed one garbage tattoo and I'm guessing you're past that point.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    i would have thought such a manly muppet as yourself would be on board

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    Shit, I'm well past my 1 limit of garbage tats.

    Now, I'm not getting garbage tats, and gonna drop 4rl deal money
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    You don't want that tattoo on your bicep. Draw something on your bicep and flex. Draw that concept on a piece of paper and put it over where you want on your bicep and flex. I think a piece like that would look better on your lower back a la "tramp stamp" because you can expand upwards/cover it up. That's if you want that particular piece.

    I have no problems with fandom for particular genres or muppets in general. I wouldn't get anything like that.

    You should draw your own concepts. Just draw a lot of muppet concept tattoos. That's the stuff that really brings out the personal shit. Draw a muppet tattoo when you are at the lowest of lows. Otherwise, it just looks like you're just a fan of the muppet movies, and I'd hate to say "oh i love the [whatever]" to someone because that's really all it is. Just to reiterate one more time, if that's your thing then go full steam, but wanting is not the same as really thinking it through if you want to put something meaningful on you.
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