I think MPR just outed himself as an alien.
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I think MPR just outed himself as an alien.
I'm not an alien. I have pores. I swear! I just don't know how to show them or make them bigger. Believe me!
yeah whatever we're deporting you back to tattooine
Not sure if you used enough :cool : emotes.
MPR should consider moving to Thailand and become a beautiful transvestite with his soft, creamy skin
maybe he's not into pinos
ha ha
depends on if it's noir or grigio
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...p/DSC00682.jpg
From Russia with love.
jesus
fat jesus
those are some big eyeballs
you look like this person I know
his name is Nolan... is your name Nolan?
I've a horrid suspicion he is wearing little else than that God-awful hat as it is.
My name is not Nolan.
And
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...p/DSC00684.jpg
awesome
far less frightening than your previous photo
[Official]Post a recent picture of your dick thread
GO
May as well post a recent one.I need a shave.
HOLY SHIT
why is your head so pointy now? I mean in other pictures you look quite normal
It's the perspective, my head isn't pointy lol.
sure
He's wearing makeup from the set of the upcoming Coneheads remake. Shitface is gunna be a movie star!
going to be? pfff
You're right, it's a Coneheads remake. You're not going to be anything.
/cry
Awful picture of me playing my boner. Note the black man in the background.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5620693_n.jpg
talk about "fresh" - this is about 90% done
edit: haha perspective makes my arm seem very oddly proportioned
Is that the 21st century equivalent of wearing a handkerchief hanging out of your back pocket or having your left ear pierced?
You know what I'm saying.