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    I mash taters like I mash haters
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    With a fork?
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    A potato masher works better
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    Yeah but "with a potato masher?" would have been a far less satisfying retort.
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    around here, we call it a public service
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Spoiler
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    I came into this thread expecting a photo of welladjusted

    edit: it worked
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    I already saw that picture on faescebook.

    fake edit: welladjusted when are you coming to engerland? because i might book a train ticket to come and see you in london. Or I might not. Also I am drunk but I'm not only sayint this because I'm drunk yeah?
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    pretty cute i did not know this

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I already saw that picture on faescebook.

    fake edit: welladjusted when are you coming to engerland? because i might book a train ticket to come and see you in london. Or I might not. Also I am drunk but I'm not only sayint this because I'm drunk yeah?
    simonj why don't you hit on me like this anymore
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    WellAdjusted you look better surrounded by elderly people.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Oh dear. My poor head.
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    which one

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    which one
    which what?
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    Simonj you have to stop drunkenly leering at WA. It's disgusting and she's not going to sleep with you in a travel lodge in London.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Maybe not consensually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    WellAdjusted you look better surrounded by elderly people.
    I try to surround myself with them as often as possible. Makes me feel tall, too.

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    fake edit: welladjusted when are you coming to engerland? because i might book a train ticket to come and see you in london. Or I might not. Also I am drunk but I'm not only sayint this because I'm drunk yeah?
    simonj I am no longer going to England.. I traded in that trip for a car


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    Simonj you have to stop drunkenly leering at WA. It's disgusting and she's not going to sleep with you in a travel lodge in London.
    This is true, now if you paid for a night at the Ritz..
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    I am disappointed
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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    simonj I am no longer going to England.. I traded in that trip for a car
    A car is much more practical than simonj's vcard

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    lol
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    My vcard was taken a long time ago by a girl whose name I did not know.

    Because I'm classy like that.
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    nice going simonj now she's not coming this is why we can't have nice things

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    As long as Gina is still coming then I'm fine with this.
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    Gina always makes sure she comes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    Gina always makes sure she comes
    I'm now imagining gina vigorously masturbating sans partner after sex with a determined look on her faesce and I'm lollin

    (sorry gina)
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    I'm now imagining gina vigorously masturbating sans partner after sex with a determined look on her faesce and I'm lollin

    (sorry gina)
    That's been ane exact fantasy of mine for years
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    That, and Gina labi-stretching.
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    dude, she can't
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    She can in my imagination.
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    Really fucking well.
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    'sup ?


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    You look like my aunt.
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    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    lol nice tie you thinking geek faesce
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Dai Tengu, that picture scared the shit out of me.
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    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    Tengu if you got a haircut, a diet/exercise regimen, and beauty, you too could some day be as beautiful as me.

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    He's already got the beauty spot
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    not my tie.
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    orange you glad

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    He's already got the beauty spot
    one of these days I'm gonna get that thing removed. pretty soon it's gonna be bigger than my nose.






    (nothing is bigger than my nose)

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