After a dinner at Chili's and three margaritas
After a dinner at Chili's and three margaritas
oh wow faesce looking riveting
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
dashing
faesce you gotta negotiate bro you can easily get her down to a single house marg
n/t
Who's that black guy next to you?
i dont buy drinks for bitches
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
ok
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
Identity
So I've been working on my 'stache
thats just your hair
SPOILER ALERT
(also tell people "don't touch my stash")
fun fact that I cannot collaborate or substantiate at all, but my grandparents told me they were personal friends of mr. sanders (they live in louisville and are old so its plausible) and told me several times when i was growing up that he once shot a man to death in a duel or something similar
WA is going to be a hit among mexican men
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
You're right...
..a sombrero WOULD make that pic look a lot better
WA I would wear you like a sombrero.
Shut up. You were all thinking it.
Just kidding, my heart belongs to Gina.
pink fish tacos, anyone?
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Ugh
Well that's just rude
Sorry WA I had a tuna sandwich last week so I'm good for a while but good luck, donkey lips.
Speaking of the above...
Hot Puss
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
At first I was like
but then I was like
And finally you were like
*middle finger in vagoo*
And at the end like
*smells middle finger*
And afterwards like
*licks middle finger*
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Holy shit WA your hands
Is it difficult for you pick up small children or cats with those mitts?
Do you eschew fine china?
I mean I'm not trying to be a dick I'm just saying... If Atlas had hands like that, the world would be in pieces not on his back.
But also yeah I'm being a dick
Is that why that guy was so bad in bed? Did you deflate his dick with those monsters as part of foreplay?
I'm not going to lie, I was laughing out loud reading all of those
ur hands are large
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
what have i missed?
YO HO YO HO
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WA has large hands.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Yeah that's pretty much all you missed.
Now go sign up for mafia!
I got bitten by a kitten once
I was here for that.
PS simonjay I was a finalist in the Bridgend Giggles competition. My 3rd gig. I called the audience stupid and compounded my loss by breaking my finger in the compere's car door. How goes your funnymanning?
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That's what you get for bluffin with your muffin
It's not something I do all that much. Haven't gigged for a while. Focusing more on writing. I'll probably start gigging a bit more in November.
I read this entire post as giggling instead of gigging
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
you could go far shitface.
Yeah, far away!
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
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