Nigga I live in New Zealand where we use real numbers and measurements. I am 174 cms and about 67 kg. I started getting a wee beer gut when I got sloppy with my appearance and grew the beard cause I was lazy and drove everywhere and sat down all day but I've since lost that and I finally have wee abs starting to poke through and my traps and delts are starting to get some nice definition going on. Not going for the whole "Do you even lift" look just gonna get in shape y'know.
You're a short skinny dude. My "real measurements" are 185(and some change)cm and 87kg. That's the size of my dick though, I'm about 1m 400kg
That also makes the girl in your picture about 5ft or so(157cm). I don't want the "do u evn lift faggot" look either, just sexy in shape.
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Originally Posted by Mr. E
Is that your mom?? Either way tell her Rick from the internet says "wasssssup"
Yea Oats, if that is your mom, she had you when she was 12-16, and can totes get it.
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oats you are fucking short
and by short i mean my height
and i am more buff than you way to go
You both short as hell. my 6'1(AND A HALF) is decent enough, but not perfect. For reference
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til vs is a manlet
oh
currently loling at the random guy with a spinning avatar
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
gwahir you look like my friend's homosexual brother. are you my friend's homosexual brother?
oats you are a short faggot. short people don't have any reason to live. kill yourself.
p.s. where'd you graduate from? the school of hard cocks?
p.p.s. that was a rhetorical and sarcastismic question. please don't answer it. Just wear stilts for the rest of your life and maybe you'll get to start sleeping with my runoff.
excuse you but do you see that face and that smile? that jawline and sexy stubble. Charming and you know it.
I'm such a babe.
put some gym shorts on christ
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
ps i rule
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
dude i can appreciate a man's body but did you have to strip everything but ya underwears off
ya dingus
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
But then you wouldn't be able to see the outline of my dick
But then you wouldn't be able to see the outline of my sock
oh
:half-mast:
let's do our best to bring that soldier to attn what do ya say
:full-mast: :after-im-done-with-ya:
Oats, are you still getting the vibra-train workout from living in Shakeytown or did you bugger off elsewhere?
I never had the effort to even get a beer belly. Drinking beer takes effort, if you don't have friends.
Anyway, FB profile picture:
And the last photo taken of me, by some loser with a gaudy logo and a cliche company name. Didn't even give me a heads up.
what did everyone turn into a fucking model you hot fags
Lies.
There's nothing sexier than ribs sticking out.
or mosquito-bite breasts.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Turns out that CAROL ISN'T REAL, EITHER.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
sycld isn't around
you can put your shirt back on
I don't think this picture is gay enough.
Your bathroom looks faggy.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Spoiler
It's me preying on my roomates!
Huge picture is huge.Spoiler
It's me preying on my roomates!
Spoiler makes hide.
i have no say in the bathroom, i live with a bunch of girls
You look kind of faggy.
(homo)
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
well of course i do, i am a fucking metrosexual from hell
Oh.
And the metro won.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
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watch ur fuckin mouth
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