If anything it's DickStivers hair that is so alluring.
Oh wow the motion of this bandwagon is giving me a woody.
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If anything it's DickStivers hair that is so alluring.
Oh wow the motion of this bandwagon is giving me a woody.
this nullifies everything you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
no it doesn't, it means my girlfriend can't be angry
wow youre still up
I just got in
2 hours ago
pussy
Also,
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
Still
hah ok well I'm probably hitting the hay now
glad you had a xHardcorEx night
yes going pubbing with huw sounds like a plan
ttyl babe xxx
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wish i was wif u when you're this drunkQuote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
it's be more like
xxo
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69
...
and then To Catch a Predator
since you are less than 18 years of age.
No
Heterosexuality prevails over drunkeness
Especially in my case. My class voted me as Most Likely to Turn in to a Grizzly Bear
So masculinity/heterosexuality remains at a peak as ever
sure sure sureQuote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
drunk horny men totally want a hot mouth, any mouth
on their cox
Any port in a storm.
Yeah cos 'grizzly bear' totally isn't the username of about 10,000 raging faggots on Craigslist etc.
Well I definately wouldn't consider a "grizzly" gay. The idea of a hairy homo is more disgusting than a regular homo wanting me.
yes, good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
no gay person ever refers to himself as a "bear"
ever.
oh hay dick you lookin real good gurl
Speaking of grizzly bears...
Guns allowed in National Parks! YEEEE-HAAAW! - Casual Discourse
The Grizzly in the wild
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Hey bwoy you should cut that fucking hair of yours(Just kidding I kinda miss my long locks of sex)
Ether really isn't strong enough to put anyone out in a quick fashion though. Chloroform is a much better rape solution.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
It's not about knocking them out, guys, it's about the penor.... I need some extra-strength Viagra with some Cialis mixed in....
Then I'd be huffing the Ether while dropping 9 and 20 roofies in the bitches drink.
But it is the source of all my power!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
oh duh! you're right.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
well not if i just use your asshole while i enjoy your flaccid penzorQuote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
though i that's also a good suggestion. thank you. i will remember to use them as well.
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5785/maesce.jpg
thats me on top of da central air unit
dickstivers army of horny men crits you for 26
pssh army of horny men crit this thread for 69.... most of the womens here at CD are pretty gud lukkin
maesce, ur so fukkin hawtQuote:
Originally Posted by faesce
a/s/l?
damn maesce is bangin
Hey again.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...cs/Photo35.jpg
buh?
if this is the same (un)effingawesome person i gotta say short hair is a complete improvement versus that long greasy mane you were sporting.
also lol sepia tones
It somewhat disguise the paleness of my skin. And yes, it's the same person.
So now that you're not hideous you're being narcissistic?
well good job not looking like a douche anymore.
hey, i said he doesn't look hideous :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
I hardly see my narcissism.
i do
i don't see your penis tho :(
Ok Sanjay.
Um, excuse me, the name's Sanjaya.Quote:
Originally Posted by AWESOME
(Actually, Sanjaya and I are both half Italian and half Indian, in addition to being skinny little brown fags.)