[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[sailor jack]

Well obviously straight guys are paedo towards girls

oh well yeah, of course. definately, i mean, why do you even need to say it?

jailbait forms the majority of my diet

[faesce]

i dont think you have a diet of women

hehe

[sailor jack]

i do


really

[faesce]

you don't

[sailor jack]

would you like to test your theory by providing yo momma?

[sycld]

would you like to test your theory by providing yo momma?

i've already wrecked her vagina.

it's loose and saggy like a sad elephant's trunk now.

[sailor jack]

they make the best eatin'

nice and tender

[djwolford]

Aha faesce even the token gay guy has smashed your mother's woman parts how does that make you feel?

[faesce]

i'm slightly upset my immediately family is having sex with indians

but its ok

[dark llama]

@ galveston over da weekend

[Mr. E]

I'm on a mountain, bitch

[Woofness]

"cummon rain, bring it! i fucking dare you!"

[simonj]

Lightning struck a nearby house as I read that post.

Woofness, I'm not saying you are God...

[gina]

i decided to go in the pool at my friend's graduation party but didn't have a bathing suit

so i'm in an intertube with all my clothes on

and on a lotta painkillers

[ViciousMentality]

i decided to go in the pool at my friend's graduation party but didn't have a bathing suit

so i'm in an intertube with all my clothes on

and on a lotta painkillers

"I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except maybe a horse."

[sycld]

hey gina i heard that little crippled children ride horses because it simulates the feeling of walking.

i take it that the motion of the water is doing something similar for you, and that's why you were so eager.

[sailor jack]

after the first bottle of Baileys

[sycld]

after the first bottle of Baileys

in that photo you look like a person I know named Joe.

his appearance was due in large to the many birth defects he suffered from.

[sailor jack]

Is that really you

yes

in that photo you look like a person I know named Joe.

his appearance was due in large to the many birth defects he suffered from.

thank you for being so kind

[Absolution]

yes

lol ya

[sailor jack]

Umm... Why the fuck were you drinking Baileys? I mean unless you were making irish car bombs or snakebites, I really don't see any reason to drink Baileys. Ever.

whole bottles are fun

lol ya

I know, hilarious

[sycld]

thank you for being so kind

if i had a photo of him, you'd see how uncanny the resemblance is

[Absolution]

Is that really you

[Shinysides]

Umm... Why the fuck were you drinking Baileys? I mean unless you were making irish car bombs or snakebites, I really don't see any reason to drink Baileys. Ever.

[simonj]

I drank like 7 Baileys at a Sam Brown concert a couple of years ago with my mum and her friend.

Oh yeah, I'm full of rock and roll stories.

[faesce]

you look like a young penn

[sailor jack]

who is penn?

should i be complimented?

[faesce]

penn jillette

[sailor jack]

oh right

yeah ill take that as a compliment

[Infernus]

penn jillette is the best a man can get

[hippopotamus]

From earlier today, kinda blurry.

[Infernus]

nice tits

i meant teeth

[howie_b]

nice tits

i meant teeth

lol. i got a good laugh out of that one!

[simonj]

You look pretty jailbaity in that pic. Then again, I don't know how old you actually are so that doesn't help.

[hippopotamus]

I'ma young blood, but not that young.

[Killuminati]

Did you try some crazy myspace angles for that picture or is that actually how you look. These kind of pictures can be very deceiving.

[hippopotamus]

haha I was sitting next to someone, so I did the retarded head lean that people do in pictures.

[jared]

rosy cheeked and drunk!

[Infernus]

sweet neckbeard

[jared]

only had it by my girlfriends request. I'm not manly enough to have a full beard yet, so I prefer to be clean shaven