[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

**sailor jack** · 08-20-2009, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by faesce

this made me want to share with you the fact that my brother graduated highschool at 15 and college at 19 and is now going back for his doctorates (he wants to be a college professor for some reason) at the age of 21

try being compared to that shit

yes, yes you should try

**gwahir** · 08-21-2009, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by faesce

try being compared to that shit

i am lucky my brother did not do well in highschool and did not go to university, and my dad dropped out of uni, so i am setting the bar in my family

and of course now i am the only one of us who is actively pursuing a creative career

i am a lazy high achiever

**coqauvin** · 08-20-2009, 04:27 PM

hey if it's any consolation i am just starting to process of finishing my high school this september and i'm 23

**sycld** · 08-20-2009, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

hey if it's any consolation i am just starting to process of finishing my high school this september and i'm 23

drugged-up fat native etc.

**coqauvin** · 08-20-2009, 05:09 PM

i see you ahve accomplished much paki-who-flunks-uni-a-lot

**sycld** · 08-20-2009, 05:10 PM

huh?

i have not flunked anything in university. i already have my bachelor's. i'm just about to drop out of grad school most likely.

**coqauvin** · 08-20-2009, 05:11 PM

oh well flunking grad school then jesus

actually sycld other than the fact that you like dick, i don't know anytihng else about what - what else have you accomplished in your life, aside from refined pretentious tastes

**coqauvin** · 08-20-2009, 05:11 PM

oh well flunking grad school then jesus

actually sycld other than the fact that you like dick, i don't know anytihng else about what - what else have you accomplished in your life, aside from refined pretentious tastes

**sycld** · 08-20-2009, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

oh well flunking grad school then jesus

actually sycld other than the fact that you like dick, i don't know anytihng else about what - what else have you accomplished in your life, aside from refined pretentious tastes

Originally Posted by coqauvin

oh well flunking grad school then jesus

actually sycld other than the fact that you like dick, i don't know anytihng else about what - what else have you accomplished in your life, aside from refined pretentious tastes

hmm i dunno which post to respond to so i'll respond to both.

i got a fucking medal from the goddamn motherfucking cardinal of baltimore

way back when i was a good little altar boy

no i haven't done anything with my life because i hate myself tbh. i was as motel the tailor in fiddler on the roof and i sang in an all-male choir in from of Yevgeny Yevtushenko who composed the words for Shostakovich's 15th symphony "Babi Yar." among other things. but nothing too notably unique.

**Absolution** · 08-20-2009, 05:18 PM

wow coq learn how to internet

**faesce** · 08-21-2009, 12:15 AM

hey man i'm goin to school fall 2010 get off my back

**sycld** · 08-21-2009, 01:04 AM

my parents met as phd students.

so yeah fuck.

i have no brothers or sisters so add that to your running list of "why sycld is fucked up" if you are keeping track.

**coqauvin** · 08-21-2009, 07:01 AM

sycld you can't sit around and blame your parents for flunking out of grad school. there's only one person responsible for that

**sycld** · 08-21-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

sycld you can't sit around and blame your parents for flunking out of grad school. there's only one person responsible for that

*sigh*

no i'm not blaming my parents for me fucking up. i'm just saying that they've set a standard for me which i won't meet.

**Woofness** · 08-21-2009, 07:04 AM

and thats your grandfather

**coqauvin** · 08-21-2009, 07:09 AM

well i was going to say jesus, but well i mean

**simonj** · 08-21-2009, 11:27 AM

I come from a family of underacheivers. Hell, my older sister is an agoraphobic, work-shy recluse who makes hand-made jewellery and sells it on the internet through a blog.

When compared to her I am Jesus.

**Killuminati** · 08-21-2009, 12:10 PM

coq you are graduating high school at 23, do coke and spend your time planting trees in middle of no one gives a fuck where you are. You are a fuck up and a failure, enjoy being a penniless hippy.

**Absolution** · 08-21-2009, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Killuminati

coq you are graduating high school at 23, do coke and spend your time planting trees in middle of no one gives a fuck where you are. You are a fuck up and a failure, enjoy being a penniless hippy.

lol

**gwahir** · 08-21-2009, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Killuminati

coq you are graduating high school at 23, do coke and spend your time planting trees in middle of no one gives a fuck where you are. You are a fuck up and a failure, enjoy being a penniless hippy.

Originally Posted by Absolution

lol

you guys do realise there is a gaping chasm between you and coq's superiority, right

just checking

**Killuminati** · 08-25-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by gwahir

you guys do realise there is a gaping chasm between you and coq's superiority, right

just checking

Lol and who the fuck are you? Some theater fag in australia, the island no one gives a shit about? I think it's cute how you come running to the defense of your buttbuddy but he can probably handle himself now that he is a big high school graduate. Have fun picking up the ladies on your moped cocksucker.

**gorefinger** · 08-25-2009, 12:17 PM

Gwahir is somewhere inside the gaping chasm.

**gwahir** · 08-25-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Killuminati

Lol and who the fuck are you?

someone who is -- and i don't say this often -- a lot better than you

**simonj** · 08-21-2009, 12:55 PM

I'm also a penniless hippy and stuff but boy that made me larf.

It wasn't even a great post or anything, but I enjoyed it.

**Mr. E** · 08-21-2009, 01:15 PM

I have no brothers or sisters and I function just fine, that is not an excuse.

**gwahir** · 08-21-2009, 04:49 PM

i mean for one thing coqauvin doesn't comma splice

**Absolution** · 08-21-2009, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by gwahir

i mean for one thing coqauvin doesn't comma splice

who cares? dont take it so personally?

i dont get it how come youve never changed over the years

**gwahir** · 08-21-2009, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Absolution

who cares? dont take it so personally?

i am confused by this?

**sycld** · 08-21-2009, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by gwahir

i mean for one thing coqauvin doesn't comma splice

that wasn't a comma splice. that was a compound predicate and perfectly grammatical.

EDIT: never mind; the second "sentence" was an instance of comma splicing...

**gwahir** · 08-22-2009, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

that wasn't a comma splice. that was a compound predicate and perfectly grammatical.

EDIT: never mind; the second "sentence" was an instance of comma splicing...

fuckin' right about that

who you talkin' to

**coqauvin** · 08-22-2009, 03:12 AM

you're right. i should've just blazed through school and never picked up life experience outside of it. this is a fantastic plan and the next life i live will certainly adhere to these mundane preset societal paths to success because certainly anything outside of them is sheer foolishness

killuminati you're an engineer and you smoke pot all the time so i don't understand your high horse stance on this matter

**Absolution** · 08-22-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

you're right. i should've just blazed through school and never picked up life experience outside of it. this is a fantastic plan and the next life i live will certainly adhere to these mundane preset societal paths to success because certainly anything outside of them is sheer foolishness

killuminati you're an engineer and you smoke pot all the time so i don't understand your high horse stance on this matter

youve never been to college

admit it, you fucked up retard

**sycld** · 08-22-2009, 05:52 PM

to be totally fair getting a HS diploma isn't really "blazing through life," but I suppose that it's never too late and different people do things at a different pace.

*drugs make you do things slooooooowly...

**coqauvin** · 08-22-2009, 06:16 PM

you can call it fucking up if you wish - i delayed getting my HS diploma, and getting my university degree. In the meantime, I get to experience the world while I'm young and completely free of debt, so i don't have any problems with how this situation has worked out. i travel pretty extensively, met some interesting people and finally decided now to start working on getting my degree. Is there some kind of race to get an education that I'm unaware of? Do I gain social status somehow by acquiring crippling debt (well not for me, god bless me being born a native) and a potentially useless degree faster than the next person? What prizes do I receive for entering the career rat race earlier than the next man? Money? That doesn't particularly interest me. Advancement? i'll advance on my own terms based on the merit of my work. I'm certainly intelligent enough to get to whatever goal I place for myself.

So how again have I fucked up?

had I flunked out of school rather than choosing to drop out, that would be failure. Had I made it to college and flunked out, that would be failure. I haven't done either of these things.

So please explain your logic to me.