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let me warn you friend i am a beast at cross-lingual scrabble (the only kind)
i'm pretty incredibly good at scrabble
although i rarely meet someone who plays at my skill level, but then i've never played any tournaments or anythign
unrelated shameless self-promotion
if you aren't leveling up your fake ego on bad internet forums then you aren't doing it right
I'm really fucking sick at tying my shoe laces up, people often comment on how fuckingincredible i am at that particular task. "Jane, you are shit hot shoe tyer!" And I'm all like "Yeah I have more sex than you! Shit I better post these facts on an internet forum. More people need to know this shit!"
Anyway here's a fucking picture of me, you can comment and shit.
I wear velcroQuote:
Originally Posted by <JANE>
jane i just need you to know that i could destroy you at tying shoes in any serious organized competition
just sayin
my bad; i meant woofnessQuote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
what the fuck is he wearing
also everyone should have known who think was in that picture. he pretty much looks exactly the same...
Jesus this thread took a turn for the worse since Faesce decided to play the typical 'hey look people on the internet are always sad losers so I'll point that shit out and then I won't be a sad loser dawg' guy.
Every forum has one, we have about seven. And about three of those are M/Faesce.
MyFaesce
Where I come from the fact that Feaces is obviously a candy ass who acts like a wigger would make him more of a loser than anyone.
Maybe that's just where I come from though, I dunno.
hey i'm one of those too! so are pepsi and cpoc.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
nah that's universal.Quote:
Originally Posted by gorefinger
dawg.
... a shirt?Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
that baggy, sleeveless, red thing with a deep v-cut into it is a shirt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofness
cause we don't wear clothes like that in 'merica
*cocks his gun*
this topic should be renamed vogue or hot or not
clearly i'm lovely
that is an alter servers garb i believe. and its not me.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Sycld do you not look at stuff at all?Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
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Originally Posted by Woofness
okay okay soorrryQuote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
even though i was an altar server, i was also a fucking papist so we wore different garb, like what this little priest-sucker is wearing.
I was a hardcore mother fucker when I was little:
That's me on the left.
Nice hat
posting pictures of yourself as a kid is pretty hip and rad
nice house
That's in a garage :cooler:Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofness
We rarely, if ever, kept forty year old rusted out Chevy pickup trucks in the actual house.
Dawg.
woof
LOL
This statement and your avatar are contradictions.Quote:
Originally Posted by gorefinger
You probably kept them on the lawn, though, right?
Right, because it is unheard of for a person on an internet forum to have an avatar that doesn't explicitly describe them as an individual, and not simply a unique picture that they just thought was funny or ironic.
In that case I have a new avatar for you grumpy spy, one that more accurately represents your life and times:
spot on
I'm a cowboy?
gorefinger is a prty cool guy because he is a good person and has a good heart
Wait so I didn't die several weeks ago?
One time a cop told me I "had the moral fiber of a chainsaw."Quote:
Originally Posted by faesce
LOL, No I'm j/k that's from an old movie.
One time a doctor told me I ate several chainsaws and they are low in fiber.
Lol and who the fuck are you? Some theater fag in australia, the island no one gives a shit about? I think it's cute how you come running to the defense of your buttbuddy but he can probably handle himself now that he is a big high school graduate. Have fun picking up the ladies on your moped cocksucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Gwahir is somewhere inside the gaping chasm.
someone who is -- and i don't say this often -- a lot better than youQuote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
uhhhh ohhhhh.. oh no he didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir