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in his defence them bananas can be trick as fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
why the fuck would you ever stick a needle in your arm it's completely beyond me
We interrupt this meeting of Smokers Anonymous + Hot Surfer Boi for...
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awwww
he looks like you, its weirdQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
hes got big ass eyeballs
lol @ self conscious posters using the same formula for masking their insecurity.
"I'm so _______ in this picture because I was _______. I don't usually __________ like that"
I'm so happy in this picture because I was holding Santa Cat. I don't usually smile like that.
awwww that's the cutest kitty costume ever
When you smoke, your airways build up a think layer of mucus to protect themselves. When you quit smoking your body is like, "Oh hey, all the poison gasses are gone. I don't need the mucus anymore." And then you cough it all up.Quote:
Originally Posted by ozzy
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yeah, but if you have a thick layer of mucus to entrap harmful particles, then you have to constantly get rid of used mucus. it's not like you have to get rid of more mucus when you stop smoking.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobitopia
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
But when you quit smoking you get rid of the used and unused mucus. Remember smokers produce more of that mucus than non smokers.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
oh okQuote:
Originally Posted by hobitopia
lemme touch your penis
if given the oppourtunity i would nail your cat's paws one by one to a long board and feed the board into an 18" wood chipper and giggle furiously as the cat was reduced to mere cat chips
muahahah
Santa cat is so adorable!!
awwwwwww
speaking of adorable cats...
Harley Quinn
in b4 nice pussy
nice cat
what a pretty fuzzy twat! i just want to pet it!Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
i mean kitty ^_^
As much as I liked Santa Cat, WellAdjusted's cat is freakin' adorable.
are its eyes actually that blue?
cos...y'know...i just might want to marry it
dude, those are it's pupils reflecting the camera flash
duh
ITSQuote:
Originally Posted by KT.
ok
n
i'll give you this. but on the other hand, i bet that little kitten can't party like a suave gentleman.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
no... it's the camera flash reflecting off the kitten's tapetum lucidum.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT.
pupils are black because they are more or less perfect absorbers of light, so they can't reflect light. if anything, light can be admitted into the pupil which then reflects off the retina and comes back out the pupil, causing a red-eye effect.
well here's my cat
aww
she's old she's like 14 now
and yes that's me, my awesome dad, and pete fuckin' townshend
who?
:)
your cat is gonna come home in a body bagQuote:
Originally Posted by gina
I am pretty impressed and jealous about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
macintosh
slapatush
woo, bonusQuote:
Originally Posted by gina
a picture of gina meeting pete townshend and flash of her hot pussy
how prescient.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
what's your favorite volatile organic solvent? mind if i just used chloroform?
also is there anything i can do to mitigate the pain in your rear and your sore throat when you wake up? poor little gwahir... ;)
i'm a sleep biter
lucky for you i have a dentist-quality open mouth gag
the person who took that picture was taaaaaalllllll
that kitchen is filthy
dirty bohemian thesp