The pineapple incident is something everyone should know about as far as I'm concerned.
The pineapple incident is something everyone should know about as far as I'm concerned.
only pineapple incident i know is from how i met your mother
dude youre not pro get it thru yer skulOriginally Posted by ozzy
i don't see where i said i was
that's the one
yes!!
how i met your mother is the best shooooowwww
taken from my faescebuk status
"i have a queeeeessstionnnnnn why do i seeeeee so mannnnny people these daaaaaays tyyyyping like thiiisssssss and now i'm seeingggg texxxttttss like thisssss I ONLY ADD MULTIPLE LETTERS IF I'M INTOXICATED PEOPLE NEED TO STOP DOING THIS IMMEDIATELY."
I smell hotness envy
yeah i know a girl who texts/types like that nonstop
it looks retarded as hell everytime
and she randomly turns o's to 0's
not every one of course...just randomly
lol her past few facebook statuses
buffaLo wild wings & takin muhh puppy for a walk ♥
yess im so happy im off of workknow i can finally relaxx
worrrkkkk
sOo0 tirrred ♥
getn ready forr work againn..eew 330-930 againnnnnnn i hate closing :/
cLeanin muhh room : p
this is kinda fun
shut up cockstain
dear god takin muuhhhh puppy for a walk you have got to be shitting me
i hate girls so fucking much
agreed
I'm glad my fiance isn't like that. Luckily, she hates girls too.
you have a fiance?!
right on
i think most girls hate girls, whether they admit it or not
no but there's always those girls that take pictures with each other and they're all touchy and grabby and they're like OH DON'T MIND US I'M JUST OUT WITH MUUUHH GURRRRRLLLZZZ
i'm like yo don't touch me respect my comfort zone
yeahhh
there are only like 4 girls that i can actually chill with without feeling like killing myself
i don't know how they are all so upbeat all the fucking time
yes being miserable and cynical all the time makes you normal
have you ever chilled with a stereotypical cheerleader?
it takes a lot out of you
yeah she's like a playboy bunny dumb blond kinda girl with huge boobs
also my best friends girlfriend making her a pretty good friend of mine
i can stand her for awhile but it gets to the point where she talks so much about stupid shit i want to start pulling my hair out
don't kid yourself you would have pent up hate for other women too if you were one
i want a dog so bad
wo0ffff
"i was hiding under your porch because i love you"
i wanna be your dog
that doesn't sound right...
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
check out my sexy stache
Uh oh, date rape alert.
i meant it in a completely non sexual way sycld. can you grasp that concept?
one cant even offer up their survaces as a domesticated canine these days with out some faggot making an innuendo out of it.
Also: stooges reference
survaces
serve aces
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
surfaces
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
oh sure, it'll seem non-sexual at first, until one night when gwahir's feeling lonely and tells you to lick the peanut butter out of his ass crack.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
sycld you need to get laid
...
i know
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
coqauvin i would be your dog too.. also i am in canada in april i think
awesome, canada is a wonderful place
if you want a tour guide, or some additional suggestions, let me know
awesome, canada is a wonderful place
if you want a tour guide, or some additional suggestions, let me know
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
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