[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[sycld]

I think you've called me asian enough to actually think I'm asian... I'm just unsure if you really believe that or not.

on teh internets, you are actually asian by my fiat. you have a very asian feel to your postings. i mean it's more like a high asian, but an asian nonetheless.

you also have an asian avatar.

so until you post a sexy pic i will KEEP calling you asian, and others shall believe me.

And sycld is right, but I have the sexual prowess of an 8 year old savant so I don't think enough rophynol in the world could make that happen

but an ether-soaked rag, some rope, and a blade or gun would probably make it happen.

[sailor jack]

Dick you have some purty lips. And i mean that in a totally non-stalkerish way

I agree with this. Your eyes are also particularly endeering, but I would have to see them in real life, as in looking directly at me, to really tell.

Other than that you are very pretty. Unusual for an Internette. Although I have yet to see an ugly female Casual Discourser. But you are by no means unattractive.



I'm so drunk.

But you're still very good looking.

[simonj]

If anything it's DickStivers hair that is so alluring.

Oh wow the motion of this bandwagon is giving me a woody.

[sycld]

I'm so drunk.

this nullifies everything you said.

[sailor jack]

no it doesn't, it means my girlfriend can't be angry

[Think]

wow youre still up

[sailor jack]

I just got in

2 hours ago

pussy

[sailor jack]

Also,

I'm so drunk.

This.

Still

[Think]

hah ok well I'm probably hitting the hay now
glad you had a xHardcorEx night
yes going pubbing with huw sounds like a plan
ttyl babe xxx

[sailor jack]

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[sycld]

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wish i was wif u when you're this drunk

it's be more like

xxo

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69

...

and then To Catch a Predator

since you are less than 18 years of age.

[sailor jack]

No

Heterosexuality prevails over drunkeness

Especially in my case. My class voted me as Most Likely to Turn in to a Grizzly Bear

So masculinity/heterosexuality remains at a peak as ever

[sycld]

No

Heterosexuality prevails over drunkeness

Especially in my case. My class voted me as Most Likely to Turn in to a Grizzly Bear

So masculinity/heterosexuality remains at a peak as ever

sure sure sure

drunk horny men totally want a hot mouth, any mouth

on their cox

[piranhas]

Any port in a storm.

[simonj]

Yeah cos 'grizzly bear' totally isn't the username of about 10,000 raging faggots on Craigslist etc.

[sailor jack]

Well I definately wouldn't consider a "grizzly" gay. The idea of a hairy homo is more disgusting than a regular homo wanting me.

[sycld]

Yeah cos 'grizzly bear' totally isn't the username of about 10,000 raging faggots on Craigslist etc.

yes, good point.

no gay person ever refers to himself as a "bear"

ever.

[gina]

oh hay dick you lookin real good gurl

[sycld]

Speaking of grizzly bears...

Guns allowed in National Parks! YEEEE-HAAAW! - Casual Discourse

[sailor jack]

The Grizzly in the wild

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[Vengeful Scars]

Hey bwoy you should cut that fucking hair of yours(Just kidding I kinda miss my long locks of sex)

[djwolford]

but an ether-soaked rag, some rope, and a blade or gun would probably make it happen.

Ether really isn't strong enough to put anyone out in a quick fashion though. Chloroform is a much better rape solution.

[Vengeful Scars]

It's not about knocking them out, guys, it's about the penor.... I need some extra-strength Viagra with some Cialis mixed in....


Then I'd be huffing the Ether while dropping 9 and 20 roofies in the bitches drink.

[sailor jack]

Hey bwoy you should cut that fucking hair of yours

But it is the source of all my power!

[Vengeful Scars]

Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

[sycld]

Ether really isn't strong enough to put anyone out in a quick fashion though. Chloroform is a much better rape solution.

oh duh! you're right.

It's not about knocking them out, guys, it's about the penor.... I need some extra-strength Viagra with some Cialis mixed in....

well not if i just use your asshole while i enjoy your flaccid penzor

though i that's also a good suggestion. thank you. i will remember to use them as well.

[faesce]

thats me on top of da central air unit

[faesce]

dickstivers army of horny men crits you for 26

[Vengeful Scars]

pssh army of horny men crit this thread for 69.... most of the womens here at CD are pretty gud lukkin

[KT.]

thats me on top of da central air unit

maesce, ur so fukkin hawt

a/s/l?

[DickStivers]

damn maesce is bangin

[AWESOME]

Hey again.

[gina]

buh?

if this is the same (un)effingawesome person i gotta say short hair is a complete improvement versus that long greasy mane you were sporting.

[gina]

also lol sepia tones

[AWESOME]

It somewhat disguise the paleness of my skin. And yes, it's the same person.

[sycld]

So now that you're not hideous you're being narcissistic?

[gina]

well good job not looking like a douche anymore.

[sycld]

well good job not looking like a douche anymore.

hey, i said he doesn't look hideous

[AWESOME]

I hardly see my narcissism.

[sycld]

i do

i don't see your penis tho