[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

**ozzy** · 01-20-2010, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by ozzy

lol her past few facebook statuses

buffaLo wild wings & takin muhh puppy for a walk ♥
yess im so happy im off of workk

now i can finally relaxx
worrrkkkk
sOo0 tirrred ♥
getn ready forr work againn..eew 330-930 againnnnnnn i hate closing :/
cLeanin muhh room : p

this is kinda fun

traderr j0es, tanning & hOmewOrrrkk ♥ iickkky hmwrkkk blahh

**gina** · 01-20-2010, 05:30 PM

god kick that bitch right in the fucking throat

**coqauvin** · 01-20-2010, 05:47 PM

maesce is a stranger to kindness

**coqauvin** · 01-20-2010, 05:47 PM

also ozzy punch that bitch in the face

**ozzy** · 01-20-2010, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by gina

god kick that bitch right in the fucking throat

Originally Posted by coqauvin

also ozzy punch that bitch in the face

She's my best friend's girlfriend of 3 years and also a friend of mine so unfortunately this isn't an option. Its still fun to laugh at how dumb she is though.

**sycld** · 01-20-2010, 06:44 PM

wow.

your best friend doesn't sound shallow in the slightest.

**faesce** · 01-20-2010, 06:46 PM

ozzy you should probably man up and kick your friend in the throat for future generation's sake

**faesce** · 01-20-2010, 06:46 PM

imagine if she breeds

**ozzy** · 01-20-2010, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

wow.

your best friend doesn't sound shallow in the slightest.

He really isn't, but she is. He ignores her most of the time now anyways and she just happens to crave attention. I really doubt they'll last another year.

**pandar** · 01-20-2010, 07:19 PM

**pandar** · 01-20-2010, 07:33 PM

That's me, that is.

**sycld** · 01-20-2010, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by ozzy

He really isn't, but she is. He ignores her most of the time now anyways and she just happens to crave attention. I really doubt they'll last another year.

i don't think you understood what i was saying. i'm talking about how he's chosen to date a moron with the brain of a tween. i'm assuming she has some more... tangible ass...sets which make up for this.

**ozzy** · 01-20-2010, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

i don't think you understood what i was saying. i'm talking about how he's chosen to date a moron with the brain of a tween. i'm assuming she has some more... tangible ass...sets which make up for this.

Oh yeah she could be a playboy model easily. He's a football player...she's the dumb blond girl with huge boobs and amazing body. They were fine in high school but I can't see their relationship going anywhere. He needs a smarter/deeper girl and she needs...well pretty much just a sugar daddy I guess. She doesn't have any goals in life and when she ends up as a stripper or in playboy I'll post pics.

**sycld** · 01-20-2010, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by ozzy

Oh yeah she could be a playboy model easily. He's a football player...she's the dumb blond girl with huge boobs and amazing body. They were fine in high school but I can't see their relationship going anywhere. He needs a smarter/deeper girl and she needs...well pretty much just a sugar daddy I guess. She doesn't have any goals in life and when she ends up as a stripper or in playboy I'll post pics.

actually post pics when she's a visibly aged single 40 year old mother who's very obviously jealous of her teenage daughter's good looks.

cause that would be funnier.

i'll just wait over here in the corner for that to happen.

**faesce** · 01-24-2010, 02:07 AM

pandar you have a hat

**faesce** · 01-24-2010, 02:07 AM

tah a evah uoy radnap

**sycld** · 01-25-2010, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by faesce

tah a evah uoy radnap

please refrain from using scots dialect english on CD.

**TheOriginalGrumpySpy** · 01-27-2010, 02:07 AM

Motorboat.

Is this one better for your avatar maesce?

**sycld** · 01-27-2010, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

Motorboat.

Is this one better for your avatar maesce?

the things you'd ever be able to motorboat are a pair of flaccid man-boobs.

**thec00k** · 01-31-2010, 11:58 PM

Hai guize

**Mr. E** · 02-01-2010, 12:55 AM

It is odd, but my instant response to that picture was "the whites of your eyes are very white".

**thec00k** · 02-01-2010, 01:10 AM

yes, Quite.

**hobitopia** · 02-01-2010, 06:06 AM

Me with the beautiful Bree Olson

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...1&id=185007428

**simonj** · 02-01-2010, 06:19 AM

Porn stars are generally really lovely people. Well, the females.

**ozzy** · 02-03-2010, 12:46 PM

alright last one i promise

outt with myy bessssstfriends *name* & *name*

h0pefuLLy gettin s0me jamba orr oberweisssss this tiiiimeee haha♥ yahhhhhhhhhhh

**ozzy** · 02-03-2010, 12:46 PM

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**sycld** · 02-03-2010, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by simonj

Porn stars are generally really lovely people. Well, the females.

that one looks like bjork crossed with a gnome

inb4 "oh well that's just because you're blah blah blah"

**coqauvin** · 02-03-2010, 05:47 PM

oh well that's just because you're a faggot

**coqauvin** · 02-03-2010, 05:47 PM

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**Mr. E** · 02-03-2010, 08:58 PM

I actually agree with sycld on this one, she does not look hot

**sycld** · 02-03-2010, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I actually agree with sycld on this one, she does not look hot

see a bonafide straight agrees with me.

i mean on the other hand i could see the appeal of watching someone so small and petite being "used," but that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with just straight-up beauty.

**coqauvin** · 02-03-2010, 10:42 PM

you misconstrue why i posted that comment in the first place

**gina** · 02-04-2010, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by ozzy

outt with myy bessssstfriends *name* & *name*

h0pefuLLy gettin s0me jamba orr oberweisssss this tiiiimeee haha♥ yahhhhhhhhhhh

jesus christ this has got to be a fucking joke ozzy i don't like jokes

**ozzy** · 02-04-2010, 12:26 AM

no really this is no joke
she just posted "tessssst tomorrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooo" on my wall but that's probably because i made fun of the whole YAHHHHHHHHHH thing
it made me cringe

**gina** · 02-04-2010, 12:28 AM

tell her i hate her

**coqauvin** · 02-04-2010, 02:10 AM

tell gina to tell you to tell her that i hate her

**sycld** · 02-04-2010, 02:16 AM

Please... do me one last... favor...

Promise me... you'll tell her... I... love her...

*death* so dramatic :''''(

**ozzy** · 02-04-2010, 10:37 AM

sorry i can't mix the internet into real life that is rule #1

**sycld** · 02-04-2010, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by ozzy

sorry i can't mix the internet into real life that is rule #1

so does making sock puppets out of CD members and then having the male sock puppets gang bang the female sock puppets count as the internet into real life or not?