[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[KT.]

I think MPR just outed himself as an alien.

[Mad Pino Rage]

I'm not an alien. I have pores. I swear! I just don't know how to show them or make them bigger. Believe me!

[coqauvin]

yeah whatever we're deporting you back to tattooine

[DAVIDSDIVAD]

Explain that silky smooth skin!

faggot

[Mad Pino Rage]

blah

suck my dick, girl uhhhhh

[DAVIDSDIVAD]

Not sure if you used enough :cool : emotes.

[Mad Pino Rage]

Not sure if you used enough :cool : emotes.

You don't even know how to properly use it, and you don't even use the correct term for it. Out of my way invalid.

[sycld]

MPR should consider moving to Thailand and become a beautiful transvestite with his soft, creamy skin

[Mad Pino Rage]

MPR should consider moving to Thailand and become a beautiful transvestite with his soft, creamy skin

Yo dude, the one and only time I made a pass at you and I was in the area and you don't even bite. I guess I'll stay hetero forever.

[DAVIDSDIVAD]

You don't even know how to properly use it, and you don't even use the correct term for it. Out of my way invalid.

You're MPR.

[KT.]

Yo dude, the one and only time I made a pass at you and I was in the area and you don't even bite. I guess I'll stay hetero forever.

sycld didn't want you to get discharged from the military. he's a very unselfish person, you know.

[Mad Pino Rage]

sycld didn't want you to get discharged from the military. he's a very unselfish person, you know.

He is.

I'm going out to sea for two weeks, so when I get back I'm going to make one more pass at him and see what he does. And nothing says a "sure thing" like a sailor who has been deprived for two weeks of hedonistic pleasures.

[gwahir]

maybe he's not into pinos

[gwahir]

ha ha

[coqauvin]

depends on if it's noir or grigio

[Cop]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL


From Russia with love.

[KT.]

jesus

[simonj]

fat jesus

[Cop]

jesus

Would you like it better if I posted a picture of my snake?

[ShitFace]

those are some big eyeballs

[Cop]

those are some big eyeballs

All the more better to see you with, my dear.

[WellAdjusted]

you look like this person I know

his name is Nolan... is your name Nolan?

[KT.]

Would you like it better if I posted a picture of my snake?

Yes. Not a trouser snake though.

[Woofness]

I've a horrid suspicion he is wearing little else than that God-awful hat as it is.

[Cop]

My name is not Nolan.


And

[KT.]

awesome

far less frightening than your previous photo

[DAVIDSDIVAD]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL


From Russia with love.

Privyet goluboy tolstih

[LargeDuck]

[Official]Post a recent picture of your dick thread

GO

[ShitFace]

May as well post a recent one.

I need a shave.

[KT.]

HOLY SHIT

why is your head so pointy now? I mean in other pictures you look quite normal

[ShitFace]

It's the perspective, my head isn't pointy lol.

[KT.]

sure

[simonj]

He's wearing makeup from the set of the upcoming Coneheads remake. Shitface is gunna be a movie star!

[ShitFace]

going to be? pfff

[simonj]

You're right, it's a Coneheads remake. You're not going to be anything.

[ShitFace]

/cry

[LargeDuck]

Awful picture of me playing my boner. Note the black man in the background.

[Meatball]

When does Justin Bieber turn 18?

March 1st 2012

[gwahir]

talk about "fresh" - this is about 90% done

edit: haha perspective makes my arm seem very oddly proportioned

[simonj]

Is that the 21st century equivalent of wearing a handkerchief hanging out of your back pocket or having your left ear pierced?

You know what I'm saying.