[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[ShitFace]

oh yeah and sycld

[faesce]

i am a woman

[CPOC]

Just puttin' it out there.... I'm open to a ONS with any of you lucky fine ladies*.



*Except you, Kt. You had your chance and you broke my penis heart.

[Atmosfear]

It doesn't surprise me that CPOC would be open to new experiences

[WellAdjusted]

Five year olds are not my thing

[CPOC]

Five year olds are not my thing

I'll be 21 in 8 days. I'm gonna whore myself at the bars.


Edit: Since when does whorre get changed to young lady? That's not right.

[simonj]

Five year olds are not my thing

You almost made it into my sig with this but it's not going in there.

[Atomic]

It doesn't surprise me that CPOC would be open to new experiences

I'm assuming you mean sex with females.

[Atmosfear]

Give atomic a prize!

[faesce]

You almost made it into my sig with this but it's not going in there.

dear female poster #3 out of 3, you almost made it into my sig with female posters #2 out of 3 and #1 out of 3, but its not going in there

[simonj]

dear female poster #3 out of 3, you almost made it into my sig with female posters #2 out of 3 and #1 out of 3, but its not going in there

Most of my real life friends are ladies, too.

ShitFace is the only male CD user I'm friends with on facebook.

And the posts in my sig were sig'd because they mention me by name.

[simonj]

My old sig had a quote from sponge and someone else but that was probably WA or Gina.

[Atmosfear]

My sig has no quotes

[Atmosfear]

(even if you could see it rest assured it would not have quotes)

[ShitFace]

Most of my real life friends are ladies, too.

ShitFace is the only male CD user I'm friends with on facebook.

And the posts in my sig were sig'd because they mention me by name.

I feel special.

[Dubert]

(even if you could see it rest assured it would not have quotes)

this is a lie we have had some hugalughahahuahah times

[gwahir]

signatures annoy me

[simonj]

signatures annoy me

Call it an autograph then.

[gina]

one of the best quotes from victrola's sig:

mang: "lol victrola i had a dream i was in your sig"

i chortled every time

[ShitFace]

[Dubert]

why do i feel like ive seen your picture before in our sex offender registry

[ShitFace]

you're trained to

[faesce]

cold sore or unfortunate pimp placement

you decide

[sycld]

shitface went from viking to member of the Aryan Nation.

[ShitFace]

cold sore or unfortunate pimp placement

you decide

neither fyi

[mutton]

shitface, when you rest your teeth, are your top and bottom teeth even or is one slightly off to the side?

[ShitFace]

uhhh even i'd say.....wtf kind of question is that, my teeth aren't even showing

[sycld]

uhhh even i'd say.....wtf kind of question is that, my teeth aren't even showing

But your jaw and mouth are, and things look lopsided.

You look like you have an overbite too.

[ShitFace]

what the fuck guys, you all dentists all of a sudden?
my top teeth hang over my lower a little if thats what you mean
things aren't lopsided, prob just that red mark making things look so.
i had braces when i was younger
i have a dead tooth which i've had a deep root canal filling on and is now black
no fillings

wtf else you want


christ

[kasheper]

[mutton]

place your teeth over a scanner and post the resulting image plz

[gwahir]

bite down hard on some clay and mail it once dry to our head office

[sycld]

wtf else you want


christ

Shave your head bald, take pictures of it from various angles, and I will analyze them phreneologicaly.


For the record I didn't think you had lopsided teeth, though I could tell you had the overbite. I have one too :-o

[coqauvin]

i love that a new person shows up and posts a photo of themselves and y'all just ignore them in favour of shitface's teeth

[sycld]

i love that a new person shows up and posts a photo of themselves and y'all just ignore them in favour of shitface's teeth

Huh?? Where???

[coqauvin]

lol moderated

let's get gwahir in here to make a formal introduction

[sycld]

lol moderated

let's get gwahir in here to make a formal introduction

oooh one of gwahir's "little friends"?




i mean a bot of course not a, y'know, dildo.

[kasheper]

I was here once upon a time. I expected no different.

[Dubert]

I was here once upon a time. I expected no different.

so youre that guy in the corner all cut off and shit right

i mean there arent any women on the internet

nevermind i think thats a lesbian

[ShitFace]

oh you guys

maybe later